The Mask I Wore

"High School?" Gohan yelled, hugging his mom. "Thank you so much!" The lean but muscular man flipped his long black locks over his shoulder and shot his mom a bright white smile. Even the flowers blushed as he gave the signature Gohan grin.

"Anything for my little warrior," Chichi replied. "as long as you leave time for your training," She added. "The Heir to the Ox Kingdom needs to be strong, you know."

"Of course mom," Gohan replied, "I would never let trivial studies interrupt my most important goal in life, becoming the strongest King ever!"

"You will rule with an iron fist," Chichi sighed, imagining his rise to power. Why couldn't her father just die already?

"Well mom, I better go," Gohan told Chichi, snapping her out of her daydreams.

"Of course, here is your lunch," Chichi handed Gohan a capsule and he shot off into the sky.

"My little boy's growing up; I can't wait till he is as maniacal and cold as his father," She said to herself, and then walked off to find her husband and son; it was time to teach them war tactics!

Gohan glided through the air, his hair streaming behind him in spikey locks. Soon, Satan city came into view. It was time to go to high school! He landed on the sidewalk, about a block away from the school, and started walking. He was dressed in a blue t-shirt and leather jacket. He had a pair of faded jeans on as well as combat boots. His long hair was fastened into a loose ponytail and his backpack was casually slung over his shoulder. Simply put, he was the image of perfection.

Soon the large Orange City High School building filled Gohan's vision, and he walked up the steps and through the doors. According to his schedule he had English first, in room 301. He walked down the halls, unaware of the girls' hungry stares and looks of amazement. Was this really the Legendary Ox- Prince from Mountain Area 739? Most of the student body had heard that Jessica Reed's sister had heard from her boyfriend that his best friend's brother's crush had seen the Prince take the acceptance tests, but they hadn't believed it.

Gohan made his way to the brightly painted orange door, and opened it. In front of him was a classroom filled with students and one teacher. The teacher beckoned Gohan over.

"Are you the new student?" The teacher asked him and Gohan nodded. Who else would he be?

"Alright students, this is Gohan Son, a new student. He has made perfect scores on his Entry Quiz, so you guys should worship him." The teacher said, and all the kids bowed down before Gohan. Gohan waved them up, and he looked for a seat to sit.

"Hey sexy, you should sit right here!" A blonde girl stood up, and pointed towards her lap. Gohan opted to sit beside her instead, much to her disappointment.

"Ok class; now let's turn our books to page 207 to learn about Hitler's childhood and what makes him a hero..." The teacher droned on, and the girl sitting beside Gohan began to talk.

"Hi, I'm Erasa, and this is Sharpener." The girl said and pointed to another Blonde, this time a guy who was sleeping with his head on the desk.

"I'm..." Gohan began but the girl interrupted him.

"Gohan Son, heir to the Ox- Throne, well known martial artist and son of Goku and Chichi, yah, I know who you are." Erasa finished his sentence and Gohan mentally groaned, not another fan!

Suddenly the door opened and a girl hurried in, if you could call her a girl. She was about 6 feet tall, and heavily muscled. She had a large Afro and bushy eyebrows. She looked like Hercules Satan without the mustache, and she was wearing gym shorts and a green t-shirt.

"There's Videl, Mr. Hercules daughter and my best friend!" Erasa told Gohan.

"That's a girl?" He said and Erasa laughed.

"Sorry sir," Videl said in a very deep voice for a girl, "That police needed my help," She struck a pose and the teacher excused her. She made her way up to her seat which was next to Erasa. Then she saw Gohan, and stopped in her tracks.


LOL! Trying to make a funny fic... please review!