I do not own Zoids!! If I did, Raven would be my very own personal boyfriend. ^_^ (I own Kala!!)

Kala =Me ;D

Lily =my friend



Announcer: Hello, and welcome to one of Planet Zi's favorite shows: LATE NITE WITH RAVEN! And here's our host, you know him, you love him, Raven!!!

Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*

Raven: *is snoring away, drooling, and a bubble is coming in and out of his nose as he breathes* Zzzz…Zzzz….

Kala: RAVEN!!!! WAKE UP!!! WE ARE ON TELEVISION!!! *shakes him*

Raven: *wakes up* Eh? Wha….what happened to the morning show? I want coffee!

Kala: The morning show was cancelled because people wanted it at night so we could discuss more mature topics without the children watching. And NO, you may not have coffee. And if you want to get out of here with Shadow, he's tied up somewhere until the show is done.

Raven: *sulks and crosses arms* Well what do we do on THIS show then? I should be in bed with you having se- I mean…*thinks quickly* …killing Ban right now, yeah, that's it. Give me back Shadow!

Kala: *smiles grimly and nudges Raven*

Ban: Raven, you are a sick monkey!

Raven: *gets up and topples the table he is sitting at* Oh yeah? Well, if I'm a sick monkey, that you must be an ugly, old, smelly, old Iron Kong!

Kala: You said old twice.

Raven: So what?!?!

Ban: That's an insult!

Kala: *rolls eyes and thinks: No, really?*

Ban: Grrrr…

Raven: Rrrrr…

Kala: Boys, boys, don't argue. Let's solve this problem another way. When we come back, Ban and Raven will talk out their differences. But first, these messages! *gives thumbs up sign and smiles cheesy grin toward camera*

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--Start Commercial--

Commercial Guy: Are you ugly? Are you really ugly? Like this poor, deformed, UGLY man? *camera goes to a shot of Ban*

Ban: Hey! I'm not ugly!

Commercial Guy: Then buy: "This product is for ugly women or men only!" You'll be amazed at the results! After one treatment, this ugly man was transformed into this! *camera goes to a shot of Raven*

Raven: Try it, it's great! Plus, you'll like the tingle. Hey, what's the matter with this script? There's no tingle! *camera quickly angles off Raven*

Commercial Guy: Ugly! *camera on Ban*

Ban: Grrrr…

Commercial Guy: Cool! *camera on Raven*

Raven: *thumbs up sign*

Commercial Guy: Ugly! *camera on Ban*

Ban: Grrrr…

Commercial Guy: Cool! *camera on Raven*

Raven: *thumbs up sign*

Commercial Guy: Ugly! *camera on Ban*

Ban: Grrrr…

Commercial Guy: Cool! *camera on Raven*

Raven: *thumbs up sign*

Fast Voice: Buy Now! "This product is for ugly women or men only!" It will transform you from an ugly person to a handsome, suave, cool person. Plus, you'll like the tingle. This product costs $59.99 plus $100 in shipping and handling. This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!

--End Commercial--

--Start Another Commercial--

Commercial Guy: Raven Crisps! The best cereal to hit the shelves since Frosted Shadow Flakes! Not only are there crunchy pieces in the shape of Raven's head that don't get soggy in milk, there are marshmallow Ban heads that you can mash to your delight!

Small Children: Yay! Marshmallow Ban heads that we can mash to our delight!

Ban: What are you people, headhunters?

Small Children: No! MARSHMALLOW headhunters!

Fast Voice: Raven Crisps, part of this good breakfast! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!

--End Commercial--

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Kala: Hello! And welcome back to our show! Here we have Ban and Raven, two arch- rivals here to talk out their problems. So boys, what's the problem?

Raven: I don't see what I did wrong. It's HIS entire fault!

Ban: Really? Was I the one that destroyed tons of bases, ruins, and forts, killed thousands of innocent people, and…uh… *thinks* ..drank the last spot of coffee?

Kala: How dare you pounce on him like that! He was only…exploiting his Zoid's full potential! Isn't that right, Raven, sweetie? *snuggles against him*

Raven: Uh…yeah…*blushes bright red and starts to drool*

Ban: *smirks* Yeah, whatever. What about the coffee?

Raven: I-

Kala: He was thirsty! Now if you boys are goings to start fighting again, we might as well go to another commercial…

Both: No!

Ban: Besides, you seem to be advertising Raven more than the product.

Raven: I can't help it if I was born handsome.

Kala: And I'm glad you can't… *gets uncomfortably close*

Raven: Not that I don't enjoy you being snuggled up to me, but.. THIS IS PUBLIC TV!!

Kala: So? *runs a finger down his cheek*

Raven: *pulls away*

Ban: *bursts out laughing* Go… to… a…commercial…Hahahaha!!

Raven: What's so funny Ban? How would you feel if it was you and Fiona?

Ban: *stops laughing*

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--Start Commercial--

Commercial Guy: The Raven pet!

People in Background: Raven, Raven, Raven!

Commercial Guy: The pottery shaped like Raven's head with a hole in the top! Just put dirt in it, plant the seeds and water! Soon you will have beautiful plants that you can style in any way for Raven's hair! Comes with clippers, seeps, pot, water, and as a special bonus, a picture of me, the Commercial Guy! The Raven pet!

People in Background: Raven, Raven, Raven!

Fast Voice: The Raven Pet! The pottery shaped like Raven's head with a hole in the top! Just put dirt in it, plant the seeds and water! Soon you will have beautiful plants that you can style in any way for Raven's hair! Comes with clippers, seeps, pot, water, and as a special bonus, a picture of the Commercial Guy! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!

--End Commercial--

--Start Another Commercial--

Commercial Guy: Raven Crackers! Crackers in the shape of Raven's head! They also come in Shadow, Kala, and that idiot Ban designs! Salty, crunchy, and fun to eat! They're the best snack since Goldwarsharks!

Fast Voice: Raven Crackers! The best snack since Goldwarsharks! They come in Raven, Shadow, Kala, and that idiot Ban designs! This product was made from Raven and Co. Corp. and will guarantee your in satisfaction or your money back!

--End Commercial--

Kala: Wow, 20 minutes have gone by already.

Raven: What!? You better give me extra-

Kala(mimic voice): Stop! It's public TV!

Raven: *crosses arms and mumbles something inappropriate*

Kala: Well, anyway, since the talk between the two enemies failed, we will now bring on a special guest! Raven, why don't you introduce her?

Raven: *falling asleep* Huh… what? Oh, yeah, sure. Now introducing, our special guest, Lily!

Lily: *walks in and sits in between Raven and Kala* Hi Kala!

Kala: Hey Lily! What's up?

Lily: Oh, nothing much. Regular Tamer stuff, you know?

Kala: Yeah. I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, Lily is not only an expert Digimon Tamer, but a Dark Master as well!

Lily: Yeah, it's great fun too! Destroying, torturing, it's the life.

Raven: *perks up at the words "destroying" and "torturing"* I do the exact same thing! Isn't it great?

Lily: Yeah. Hey! How 'bout next time I bring over the other Dark Masters and we have a one hour special?

Kala: That sounds great! How about you, audience?

Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*

Kala: Alrighty then! See ya next time everybody! Bye!

Raven: Bye…*crosses arms* Why couldn't we have it longer?

Audience: Woot! Yeah! Woohoo!!! *claps wildly*