Shizuo groaned as the horrendous light of day shone over his side of the bed.Anything but that.He wrapped his tired arms around Izaya pulling him closer…..The flea is awfully plush….As he slowly opened his eyes he was greeted with the sight of a any pillow though,this particularly pillow had a picture on 's smug pictured face smirked back at the now even more irritated blonde.That fucking informant.. And Shizuo dealt with this anger the only way he knew how,he threw the object of his creating a hole in the wall and a ruined pillow..
"Oh Shizu-chan!~You better not be breaking anymore of my things!Remember our little talk?~"
Grimacing noticeably Shizuo thought to himself Shit well looks like i've fucked myself for another one of his damn lectures..Sighing,Shizuo brought himself out of the comfortable..wonderful..cozy..damn..better stop that thinking or i'll never get up..
"Shizu-chan…!Hurry up..!Wake that single celled organ you call your brain,and eat the delicious food i've made for you..!"
He made me what!? Rushing downstairs at such a miracle,Shizuo was soon greeted by the sight of Izaya slowly pouring his precious milk down the drain.
"THE FUCK IZAYA-KUN!? I'LL KILL YOU!"
As one might fuckfuckfuckfuck expect Shizuo killkillkillkillkillkilll rushed at Izaya at a very diediediediedie alarming giveitbackgiveitback ,because of course he expected and calculated for this Izaya quickly spun on his heel,resulting in Shizuo now running straight into the metal sink.
"Oh my my~Shizu-chan,now really?~This milk is expired anyway I was doing you a favor~!"
"I BROUGHT THAT YESTERDAY YOU FLEA!"
With a feinging look of innocence,Izaya dramatically replied,"Oh it is?My poor mind,where could it possibly have been?I'm sorry my lovely little monster~"
"You knew quite well Flea!Don't you dare even lie to me!"
Izaya threw Shizuo the biggest saddest puppy eyes he could muster,adding slight tears to his large shojo eyes for extra effect."B-b-b-but sh-shizu-c-chan..I was just t-trying to look after y-you.."
Shizuo's anger faltered and a blush quickly grew onto his cheeks.G-goddamn it.. "F-f-f-fin-e fle-flea.." He looks away as though he can hide his bright red face.
The tears seemingly forgotten,Izaya"s signature smirk quickly made its reappearance.
"Shizu-chan how nice of you!~You know sometimes predictability isn't a bad thing~hehe"
The color that covered his face quickly drained as he realised how badly he'd been played.damn bastard..
"Oh he's pissy now!"Smirk only widening,"Here if it makes you feel better have a red apple,It's better than those damn sweets you eat all the time!~"
Tch..don't bag on my sweets..
Seeming to know his Shizu-chan's thoughts Izaya neatly tossed the apple onto his lover's head hitting him square in the face.
I never miss.
