THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK (More Racial Slurs than you can Handle!)
Another Insane Parody by Jazelle. I try to write some good stories for you people but these are so much fun. Oh well, Enjoy it ( ( ( (
JADE: Hi Jackie Can I have a dollar?
JACKIE: For what, Jade?
JADE: I want a soda.
JACKIE: Oh no Jade soda is very bad for you it has too mugh Sugar. I will make you some tea.
JADE: Tea is for 27 year old british guys with Bleached blonde hair who wear designer suits
JACKIE: Don't be silly Jade, Pegasus' drinks wine.
JADE: I..... Nevermind, I'm going to school now.
JACKIE: Have fun Jade
JADE:Yeah whatever
***Jade goes to school***
DREW:Ewww Jade your an ugly asian gook with stupid pretend Ninjas
JADE: Why you rasist son of a bitch I should....
MS. HARTMAN:Jade! How dare you use profanity. Drew gave you a compliment and you act that way!
JADE: Compliment!? He called me a gook! He's rude!
MS. HARTMAN: Thats no need to curse at him now go home you potty mouth gook
JADE: Oh now that is it!
***Jade kicks their rude racist teeth out***
JADE: Nobody messes with Jade
JEU LIN: Hello Jade
JADE: I didn't know you went here
SIMONE MAGGUS: Hi Jade
JADE: Whoever said you two could be on more than one episode
***They both give a blank stare***
JADE: Well!? I didn't think so. Go away you extras.
HAKFOO: Little girl give me the band of shivas
JADE: But I don't have it
HAKFOO: Fine then I guess I'll just have to kill you then
***Jade runs away***
HAKFOO: Hey I was only kidding Jade. I'm so lonely.
VALMONT: What's up buddy?
HAKFOO: Hooray you are still my friend!
***Hakfoo gives Valmont a big hug***
VALMONT: Have you gone insane?
HAKFOO: No but whoever wrote this story obviously has
VALMONT: Poor overweight American slobs, Cheerio Hakfoo
VIPER: I better be in this damn episode. How can they pass up blatant T&A?
VALMONT: I know I can't
VIPER: Pervert
JADE: Viper what the hell race are you?
VIPER:African and French. Oh yeah and Asian. Oh and white too. And Hispanic.
JADE: right...
RATSO: I want a teddy bear
FINN: I want a new pistol, maybe a Magnum, Guns are wicked cool
CHOW: I want to be taller
***Tohru uses some of Valmont's White hair dye and puts on a Santa Suit***
TOHRU:Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas everyone
RATSO: Yay wheres my Teddy Bear, Turbo Troll, Melvin Moose Doll, and Gnomekop toys, Tohru Claus?
TOHRU: None of that you're 33 years old get a life you look like a mob leader
RATSO: Damn Asian Santa! Christmas Sucks!
FINN: Whatever. All I want is some new Gunns to play with, a surfboard and an electric guitar please.
TOHRU: You must still think your a teenger or something. Grow up and stop using slang.
FINN: Damn Overweight Santa! Christmas Sucks!
CHOW: So Santa my buddy can you make me taller?
TOHRU: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You! Taller! Not a chance. Go to Moose world with jade or something!
CHOW: Damn Taller than Me Santa! Christmas Sucks!
TOHRU: How about some Platform boots so you can look even more like a girl! Hahahaha!
CHOW: Girl! If anybody looks like a girl it's Valmont. Long hair, earrings, and that purple dress he wore.
VALMONT: What!?
SHENDU: Fucking fashionly challenged mortals! It was a Scoserers Gown I tell you! A Scorserer's Gown!
***Everyone laughs at Shendu***
FINN: Hahahaha! And all the other demons wear skirts too!
VIPER: I cant believe they would rather have men in skirts than me! I want a contract with Sailor Moon!
JADE: Sailor Viper?
JACKIE: I can't take this anymore this story is officially over. Good night.
JADE: It's only 1:30
JACKIE: Oh dear God. Who knows how this could go on...
THE END.... Or Is It....
Another Insane Parody by Jazelle. I try to write some good stories for you people but these are so much fun. Oh well, Enjoy it ( ( ( (
JADE: Hi Jackie Can I have a dollar?
JACKIE: For what, Jade?
JADE: I want a soda.
JACKIE: Oh no Jade soda is very bad for you it has too mugh Sugar. I will make you some tea.
JADE: Tea is for 27 year old british guys with Bleached blonde hair who wear designer suits
JACKIE: Don't be silly Jade, Pegasus' drinks wine.
JADE: I..... Nevermind, I'm going to school now.
JACKIE: Have fun Jade
JADE:Yeah whatever
***Jade goes to school***
DREW:Ewww Jade your an ugly asian gook with stupid pretend Ninjas
JADE: Why you rasist son of a bitch I should....
MS. HARTMAN:Jade! How dare you use profanity. Drew gave you a compliment and you act that way!
JADE: Compliment!? He called me a gook! He's rude!
MS. HARTMAN: Thats no need to curse at him now go home you potty mouth gook
JADE: Oh now that is it!
***Jade kicks their rude racist teeth out***
JADE: Nobody messes with Jade
JEU LIN: Hello Jade
JADE: I didn't know you went here
SIMONE MAGGUS: Hi Jade
JADE: Whoever said you two could be on more than one episode
***They both give a blank stare***
JADE: Well!? I didn't think so. Go away you extras.
HAKFOO: Little girl give me the band of shivas
JADE: But I don't have it
HAKFOO: Fine then I guess I'll just have to kill you then
***Jade runs away***
HAKFOO: Hey I was only kidding Jade. I'm so lonely.
VALMONT: What's up buddy?
HAKFOO: Hooray you are still my friend!
***Hakfoo gives Valmont a big hug***
VALMONT: Have you gone insane?
HAKFOO: No but whoever wrote this story obviously has
VALMONT: Poor overweight American slobs, Cheerio Hakfoo
VIPER: I better be in this damn episode. How can they pass up blatant T&A?
VALMONT: I know I can't
VIPER: Pervert
JADE: Viper what the hell race are you?
VIPER:African and French. Oh yeah and Asian. Oh and white too. And Hispanic.
JADE: right...
RATSO: I want a teddy bear
FINN: I want a new pistol, maybe a Magnum, Guns are wicked cool
CHOW: I want to be taller
***Tohru uses some of Valmont's White hair dye and puts on a Santa Suit***
TOHRU:Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas everyone
RATSO: Yay wheres my Teddy Bear, Turbo Troll, Melvin Moose Doll, and Gnomekop toys, Tohru Claus?
TOHRU: None of that you're 33 years old get a life you look like a mob leader
RATSO: Damn Asian Santa! Christmas Sucks!
FINN: Whatever. All I want is some new Gunns to play with, a surfboard and an electric guitar please.
TOHRU: You must still think your a teenger or something. Grow up and stop using slang.
FINN: Damn Overweight Santa! Christmas Sucks!
CHOW: So Santa my buddy can you make me taller?
TOHRU: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You! Taller! Not a chance. Go to Moose world with jade or something!
CHOW: Damn Taller than Me Santa! Christmas Sucks!
TOHRU: How about some Platform boots so you can look even more like a girl! Hahahaha!
CHOW: Girl! If anybody looks like a girl it's Valmont. Long hair, earrings, and that purple dress he wore.
VALMONT: What!?
SHENDU: Fucking fashionly challenged mortals! It was a Scoserers Gown I tell you! A Scorserer's Gown!
***Everyone laughs at Shendu***
FINN: Hahahaha! And all the other demons wear skirts too!
VIPER: I cant believe they would rather have men in skirts than me! I want a contract with Sailor Moon!
JADE: Sailor Viper?
JACKIE: I can't take this anymore this story is officially over. Good night.
JADE: It's only 1:30
JACKIE: Oh dear God. Who knows how this could go on...
THE END.... Or Is It....
