THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK (More Racial Slurs than you can Handle!)

Another Insane Parody by Jazelle. I try to write some good stories for you people but these are so much fun. Oh well, Enjoy it ( ( ( (

JADE: Hi Jackie Can I have a dollar?

JACKIE: For what, Jade?

JADE: I want a soda.

JACKIE: Oh no Jade soda is very bad for you it has too mugh Sugar. I will make you some tea.

JADE: Tea is for 27 year old british guys with Bleached blonde hair who wear designer suits

JACKIE: Don't be silly Jade, Pegasus' drinks wine.

JADE: I..... Nevermind, I'm going to school now.

JACKIE: Have fun Jade

JADE:Yeah whatever

***Jade goes to school***

DREW:Ewww Jade your an ugly asian gook with stupid pretend Ninjas

JADE: Why you rasist son of a bitch I should....

MS. HARTMAN:Jade! How dare you use profanity. Drew gave you a compliment and you act that way!

JADE: Compliment!? He called me a gook! He's rude!

MS. HARTMAN: Thats no need to curse at him now go home you potty mouth gook

JADE: Oh now that is it!

***Jade kicks their rude racist teeth out***

JADE: Nobody messes with Jade

JEU LIN: Hello Jade

JADE: I didn't know you went here

SIMONE MAGGUS: Hi Jade

JADE: Whoever said you two could be on more than one episode

***They both give a blank stare***

JADE: Well!? I didn't think so. Go away you extras.

HAKFOO: Little girl give me the band of shivas

JADE: But I don't have it

HAKFOO: Fine then I guess I'll just have to kill you then

***Jade runs away***

HAKFOO: Hey I was only kidding Jade. I'm so lonely.

VALMONT: What's up buddy?

HAKFOO: Hooray you are still my friend!

***Hakfoo gives Valmont a big hug***

VALMONT: Have you gone insane?

HAKFOO: No but whoever wrote this story obviously has

VALMONT: Poor overweight American slobs, Cheerio Hakfoo

VIPER: I better be in this damn episode. How can they pass up blatant T&A?

VALMONT: I know I can't

VIPER: Pervert

JADE: Viper what the hell race are you?

VIPER:African and French. Oh yeah and Asian. Oh and white too. And Hispanic.

JADE: right...

RATSO: I want a teddy bear

FINN: I want a new pistol, maybe a Magnum, Guns are wicked cool

CHOW: I want to be taller

***Tohru uses some of Valmont's White hair dye and puts on a Santa Suit***

TOHRU:Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas everyone

RATSO: Yay wheres my Teddy Bear, Turbo Troll, Melvin Moose Doll, and Gnomekop toys, Tohru Claus?

TOHRU: None of that you're 33 years old get a life you look like a mob leader

RATSO: Damn Asian Santa! Christmas Sucks!

FINN: Whatever. All I want is some new Gunns to play with, a surfboard and an electric guitar please.

TOHRU: You must still think your a teenger or something. Grow up and stop using slang.

FINN: Damn Overweight Santa! Christmas Sucks!

CHOW: So Santa my buddy can you make me taller?

TOHRU: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You! Taller! Not a chance. Go to Moose world with jade or something!

CHOW: Damn Taller than Me Santa! Christmas Sucks!

TOHRU: How about some Platform boots so you can look even more like a girl! Hahahaha!

CHOW: Girl! If anybody looks like a girl it's Valmont. Long hair, earrings, and that purple dress he wore.

VALMONT: What!?

SHENDU: Fucking fashionly challenged mortals! It was a Scoserers Gown I tell you! A Scorserer's Gown!

***Everyone laughs at Shendu***

FINN: Hahahaha! And all the other demons wear skirts too!

VIPER: I cant believe they would rather have men in skirts than me! I want a contract with Sailor Moon!

JADE: Sailor Viper?

JACKIE: I can't take this anymore this story is officially over. Good night.

JADE: It's only 1:30

JACKIE: Oh dear God. Who knows how this could go on...

THE END.... Or Is It....