Deductions from a Magic Blue Box.

"So... where do you want to start?" Jenny looked around the control room at her companions' bemused expressions. Her dad had taught her how to fly the TARDIS a couple of days ago. When he was asleep, Jenny had flown it anywhere and everywhere.

Just for fun.

She had realised that the Doctor often travelled with the oddest of people for the oddest of reasons.

She had not, however, realised that within ten minutes of travelling she would be standing in the control room with three wizards, two teenage boys, and a man from Scotland Yard and a girl named Astrid.

"Can we go to Earth?" asked Astrid. "I've only been there once and that time there were no people around and it was really fun because it was an alien planet but I was only there for a minute and then I died."

"You too, eh?" sighed Howie.

"Astrid, no-one said we wouldn't go" said the wizard called Oliver Wood.

"Shut up, Oliver" said Jenny. "Astrid, of course we can go. Maybe later, though."

"I wanna go see dinosaurs!" cried Anderson. Jethro stopped flirting with Howie and smiled at this idea. Howie, however, did not like it one bit.

"Oh no no no no no! I am not doing that! Do you think I want to get eaten alive? I've seen Jurassic Park, y'know. I'm staying right here."

"Well, if Howie's not going then I'm not going," said Jethro.

"No-one's going. It's a stupid idea!" said Jenny. Everyone was thinking Yeah, and so is stealing your dad's time machine and travelling the universe with a group of random strangers but none of them said anything.

"But... I wanted to go see the dinosaurs :( " said Anderson, a sad look upon his face. "I've always wanted to meet real proper dinosaurs."

"Hey, how about Anderson goes to see dinosaurs and we stay in the TARDIS?" said Bem, a Nigerian wizard who hadn't said much but didn't need to because he was too badass and cool.

"Yeah," smiled Jenny "that's a good idea." Obviously she was hoping that Anderson would get eaten by a t-rex but he wouldn't realise that because he's Anderson.

Anderson's eyes filled with joy and he said "Really? JENNY YOU ARE AMAZING LET ME LOVE YOU!" and he ran over to hug her.

Jenny ignored him and started pressing random buttons on the TARDIS console (the Doctor had taught her, remember, so it's not like she actually knew how to fly it because he didn't either) hoping that it would get her to the right place. Once it landed (she left the brakes on because everyone leaves the brakes on except River Song) she checked the scanners and they said that it was 300000000BC.

"Okay, Anderson, here we are!"

"OMG OMG OMG SFJKHDFJKHDJFKHSDFLDSFK!" cried Anderson, rushing out the doors and subsequently gasping at his surroundings.

Dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs everywhere.

It was like he was in heaven except dinosaurs instead of angels so not really like heaven at all.

"Bye!" said Jenny, closing the TARDIS doors and dematerialising.

"Mm yeah whatever," mumbled Anderson without paying attention. He was staring at all the beautiful dinosaurs: t-rexes, stegosauruses, triceratopses, pterodactyls (Anderson gets totally turned on by pterodactyls), when suddenly...