Survivors on Island Tiki
Survivors on Island Tiki
By Tiki Kiwi (Seperately known
as ~*Barracuda*~ and Gravie)
Disclaimer: Bah. Jk Rowling and
Square Lub Me.
ALLO! I am reporting
from...er....my room...No wait. that's not exciting. I'm
reporting from My House! Hm, still not exciting. I'm Reporting
from a remote Island in the middle of the ocean surrounded by
light blue surf....ah yes...puuuuurrrrrrrfect. I Shall say, that
this Is OUR story. Not yours. Mine. Boo hoo. I shall Kindly read
a story that's written by whoever reads & reviews this LOVELY
fic. heh heh heh. I also will remind you that all flames shall be
doused with my spit.PATCHOIE! heh. Also, the HP charecters aren't
really In Charecter, but that's okay with us. We still love you
Draco, even if JK makes you mean. *Hugs Life-size cardboard Draco
Action figure. NOT DOLL. Action figure.* Ok, We've ranted long
enough. On with the Survivor!!!!!!! buahahahahahahahahah
(Hosts Stumble onto Camera)
Sirius: *Hiccup*
helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-o heh heh heh.
Loooooooooooooooooooney Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupin.
Lupin: *Rolling his eyes*
Sirius, Exactly HOW MANY of those Shot glasses did you drink
Sirius:
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooney Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupin
Lupin: I take that it was more
than 15.
Sirius: Siriusly
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuupin, he heh heh. Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Lupin: Now, You're just a
downright phsyco when you're drunk.
Sirius:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yooo talkein about? Sirius isn't Drunk
Lupin: And Does Sirius Normally
talk about himself in third Person?
Sirius: Sirus Doesn't
appreciate your pokes at his *hiccup* ego.
Lupin: Well, Lupin doesn't like
it when Sirius is drunk
Sirius: heeeeeeeeeeeeey yoo
talk like meeeeee-excuse meeee Siriussssss
Charlie: Uh, Lupin, I hate to
interrupt your incredibly enlightening discussion, but
the camera is on.
Lupin:WHAT? HOW CAN THE FU- er.
heh. heh. heh.
Sirius: *Dracula Voice* Velcome
To Surviving Tiki Island!! Vi Vam your host Sirius Vack
Lupin:*in dull bored voice* and
I'm Remus Lupin.
Charlie: COM'ON! Give it Some
Spice! Be Like Sirius!
Lupin: Drunk?
Charlie: If That's what it
takes..yesss
Lupin: Ok, I guess I shouldn't
let those hyperactive lessons from Selphie and Zell go to waste.
*Bounces up and down waving at the camera and talking in a really
loud squeaky voice* I'M REMUS LUPIN!
Sirius: If He's Remus Lupin....I see dead people.....Now, let's get out of this deserted
island paradise,*wistful tone* Where they have girls in bikinis
soaking up ra- *Lupin jabs him* and go meet our contestants in
their *Jurassic Park explorer tone* Natural Habitats.
Lupin: Sirius, You sound Gay.
Sirius; WHy THANK YOU!
*whispers, close to Lupin* What's say you'n me get together on
break time,eh?? *wide, drunked grin*
Lupin: Why Sirius, I never
thought you cared.. eh hem.. CONTESTANT #1.........
(Entering the Malfoy Family Mansion. Draco sitting on the sofa)
Sirius: *Drunkn grin* Welcome
to McDonalds, can I take your order? You look lovely Today.. The
both of yoo!
Lupin: *whispers* He had one
too many shots of Whiskey
Draco: *nods* Sirius. Go to the
Bathroom, and lock yourself in. Then *whispers as if a big
secret* Never return....
Sirius: OO! *runs into the
bathroom*
Draco: *hits himself on the
head* SHI-er. SHIP! *heh heh* (this is a program for all ages.)
That's the wine store....
Lupin: DRACOOOOOO!
Draco: *shrug* close enough,
you CAN pee in the bottles.
Lupin:.......
Draco: O now, you're a laugh
riot. *dryly*
Lupin: I have to ask you some
questions.
Draco: That's nice. That's what
the phsychiatrist told me. Now, He..He's spending quality time in
Hell.
Lupin: *gulp*
Draco: *sweet tone* Now about
those questions. *starts drawing his sword*
Lupin: *runs for the wine
celler and tries to get Sirius* SIRIUS! GET OUT! THE KID'S GONNA
KILL ME!
Draco:*wistful tone* funny,
that's what my father said before he met the phsychiatrist.
*whispers* They didn't meet in person.
Lupin: *Panicing breaks down
door and runs away with sirius and Charlie*
Sirius: You're coming wit
Sirius...*hiccup* To a deserted islandddddddddd *runs off*
Draco: How come everyone always
does that? Good thing I'm in a good mood today. Deserted
Island...hot girls *daydreaming*
Lupin:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *breath*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sirius:Welcome to good burger
home of the good burger can I take you're order?!
Lupin: *heavily breathing* Now
*breathe* You're just acting stupid.
Sirius: *wearing a lampshade
hat* Sirius NEVER acts stoopid.
Lupin: *sarcastic*
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.. Sirius.. sober.. that's a laugh and a
half.. Now, for contestant number two: Let's meet Quistis, an
eighteen year old former teacher at the Garden! Erm.. Quistis??
Quistis: *Intently listens to
Self-Esteem tapes* I am a good person.. I love me.. We all, love
me..
Sirius: *hiccup* Naow, fer all
yew shingle bachlerzzzzzzz out der, Quishtis ish a lubberly
shingle lil laydeeeeeeeee. Aint dat roight, Quishtis?
Quistis: *still listening to
tapes. replies in brainwashed type tone* Yes, computer automated
voice, sir.
Lupin: SIRIUS! *stifles
boistrous laugh*
Sirius: Naow, how about dose
blonde duuuuuddes eh? Yew look loike the brunette toipe t' me,
but wot do yew fink bout mishter Draaaaaaco ober dere? Hm?
*drunken grin*
Quistis: The world is happy
when I am happy...
Lupin: *left stage laughing*
Sirius: Would yew eber conshider mishter Shirius? Hes'h quite da
looooookker dese days.. Dead sexy if yew ashk
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Eh Quishty ol gel?
Quistis: I will not accept
those inferior to me.. Even those "dead sexay
bachelors.."
Sirius: Yowch... Female doggie if yew ashk meeeeeee...... CURSH
YEW QUISTISH!!!
Quistis: *Takes off headphones.. proper voice 'gain* Sirius? Did
you say something?
Sirius: *Is dragged off stage
by a very frustrated Lupin, screaming* YEW CANT CATCH MEEEE IM DA
DEAD SEXAY GINGER BREAD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!
AN: WE shall stop there,
considering it is 11:30 at night, and I need my beauty sleep.
(Gravie: Beauty sleep? SINCE WHEN HAS THAT BEEN AROUND!?) Also,
we need to work on planning Chapter two! More appearances by your
Favorite FF8 Charecters: Seifer (Mel: *whistles loudly*) (Gravie:
*Cat Call*), Pirate Cid (Mel: ARGH ME MATIES!) (Gravie: AHOY
MATIES! GRUEL OVERBOARD!), and Irvine (Mel: He might be cute if
he got a haircut......) (Gravie: IMA COWBOY! *wears cowboy hat*).
Until then....Later Days!~Mel (~*Barracuda*~) (Official Scribe.)
And Gravie (Official Drunken Translater)
The Official Writers Of the
Charecters.
Gravie Writes: Sirius (She's
the best drunken speak around.), Pirate Cid, Squall, Ginny, Ron,
Harry, Hermoine, Rinoa, Zell, Lem
~*Barracuda*~ Writes: Lupin,
Draco, Quistis, Seifer, Irvine, Selphie, Fujin, Charlie,
Slytherin, Fleur, Mel