ice meets MPP (no Wormtail)

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or all related characters. Sorry. I DO

own ice though.

Chap. 1: In which ice discovers his magical abilities

*ice travels back in time*

*he lands in a bush near where M, P, and P are walking by*

Sirius: ...and that is how I hope to rename Dark Magic to the more politically

correct "Light-Challenged Magic."

James: Since when do we have to be politically correct?

Sirius: It's 1976, dammit! It's the friggin' bicentennial!

Remus: But this is ENGLAND!!! THAT'S AMERICA!!!

Sirius: Um, yeah...

*ice leaps out from behind the bush*

Remus: Whatthefrig?!

ice: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS???!!!

James: Uh...

ice: YOU ARE LIKE THE BEST TROUBLE-MAKERS EVER!!!

Sirus: Um, okay...

*A piece of paper in ice's pocket suddenly has their extremely loopy

signatures on it!*

James: There ya go. Happy?

Remus: Hey, he looks like he might have some magic ability...

*Sirius forces ice to change into whatever he might be able to turn into*

*ice suddenly POPs and becomes an ice cube*

James: Hmm, small enough, he might be useful for spying...change back

*ice POPs back into himself*

James: Hmm, maybe we could plant him over Lily's bed and he could look

over into her diary for me and see if she writes about me...

ice: ...I might melt...

Remus: Hey, that's not a half bad idea! Like the time you suggested that you

hide in her dorm in your animal form!

James: Okay, maybe that *was* a *bit* noticable...

Sirius: Or the time you suggested I hide in her dorm as the dog!

Remus: Or the time you suggested that we all change at the same time and hide

out in her dorm!

A/N: This is my first try at a cliche. If you like it, let me know, I'll add

more chapters.