ice meets MPP (no Wormtail)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or all related characters. Sorry. I DO
own ice though.
Chap. 1: In which ice discovers his magical abilities
*ice travels back in time*
*he lands in a bush near where M, P, and P are walking by*
Sirius: ...and that is how I hope to rename Dark Magic to the more politically
correct "Light-Challenged Magic."
James: Since when do we have to be politically correct?
Sirius: It's 1976, dammit! It's the friggin' bicentennial!
Remus: But this is ENGLAND!!! THAT'S AMERICA!!!
Sirius: Um, yeah...
*ice leaps out from behind the bush*
Remus: Whatthefrig?!
ice: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS???!!!
James: Uh...
ice: YOU ARE LIKE THE BEST TROUBLE-MAKERS EVER!!!
Sirus: Um, okay...
*A piece of paper in ice's pocket suddenly has their extremely loopy
signatures on it!*
James: There ya go. Happy?
Remus: Hey, he looks like he might have some magic ability...
*Sirius forces ice to change into whatever he might be able to turn into*
*ice suddenly POPs and becomes an ice cube*
James: Hmm, small enough, he might be useful for spying...change back
*ice POPs back into himself*
James: Hmm, maybe we could plant him over Lily's bed and he could look
over into her diary for me and see if she writes about me...
ice: ...I might melt...
Remus: Hey, that's not a half bad idea! Like the time you suggested that you
hide in her dorm in your animal form!
James: Okay, maybe that *was* a *bit* noticable...
Sirius: Or the time you suggested I hide in her dorm as the dog!
Remus: Or the time you suggested that we all change at the same time and hide
out in her dorm!
A/N: This is my first try at a cliche. If you like it, let me know, I'll add
more chapters.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or all related characters. Sorry. I DO
own ice though.
Chap. 1: In which ice discovers his magical abilities
*ice travels back in time*
*he lands in a bush near where M, P, and P are walking by*
Sirius: ...and that is how I hope to rename Dark Magic to the more politically
correct "Light-Challenged Magic."
James: Since when do we have to be politically correct?
Sirius: It's 1976, dammit! It's the friggin' bicentennial!
Remus: But this is ENGLAND!!! THAT'S AMERICA!!!
Sirius: Um, yeah...
*ice leaps out from behind the bush*
Remus: Whatthefrig?!
ice: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS???!!!
James: Uh...
ice: YOU ARE LIKE THE BEST TROUBLE-MAKERS EVER!!!
Sirus: Um, okay...
*A piece of paper in ice's pocket suddenly has their extremely loopy
signatures on it!*
James: There ya go. Happy?
Remus: Hey, he looks like he might have some magic ability...
*Sirius forces ice to change into whatever he might be able to turn into*
*ice suddenly POPs and becomes an ice cube*
James: Hmm, small enough, he might be useful for spying...change back
*ice POPs back into himself*
James: Hmm, maybe we could plant him over Lily's bed and he could look
over into her diary for me and see if she writes about me...
ice: ...I might melt...
Remus: Hey, that's not a half bad idea! Like the time you suggested that you
hide in her dorm in your animal form!
James: Okay, maybe that *was* a *bit* noticable...
Sirius: Or the time you suggested I hide in her dorm as the dog!
Remus: Or the time you suggested that we all change at the same time and hide
out in her dorm!
A/N: This is my first try at a cliche. If you like it, let me know, I'll add
more chapters.
