Author's Note: And here's another Teen Titans parody by moi! Keyword here being "parody": don't be too offended if I make fun of or even insult some (more like all) of the characters, since I do like just about every character on the show (a list of characters I don't like would be a lot shorter). And like the summary says, suggestions and/or requests are always welcome!


Raven Hates Being a Girl

"Wonder what Robin's problem is this time?" Beast Boy whispered to Cyborg.

Cyborg shrugged. "It must be big if he made every single Titan come here."

It was true. All thirty Titans were sitting in a big conference room that had been recently added to Titans' Tower. Exactly why the Titans would need a conference room when the common room would do just fine was anyone's guess.

Raven shifted slightly in her seat, looking tense.

"I hope this meeting doesn't take too long," she muttered to herself.

"Raven, is there something wrong?" Starfire asked.

"It's nothing, Starfire," Raven replied, looking down.

Oh, but it was something. Something every female from about twelve to fifty years of age dreaded each month.

Robin was seated at the head of the long table. "So," he began, "I'm sure you're all wondering why I've dragged you all here."

"You mean it's not for free soda?" Kid Flash interrupted.

Robin looked at the speedster sternly. "We had soda fifteen minutes ago. As I was saying--"

"Robin, can I--" Raven tried to say.

"No, Raven, you can't," Robin cut her off.

"You did not let her finish asking!" Starfire chided.

"As I was saying," Robin continued, as if Starfire hadn't spoken, "I've called you all here because my air conditioner's not working. It's hot all day and cold all night."

There was a moment of silence as everyone fought to hide the extreme annoyance they felt towards Robin.

"You dragged everyone here because of a stupid air conditioner?" Bumblebee finally demanded.

"What are you doing? Leaving it off during the day and turning it on at night?" Speedy smirked.

Robin's face reddened. "Of course not! How stupid do you think I am?"

"Robin, can I--" Raven tried again.

"No!" Robin snapped at her. "No, no, and no again! Everyone has to sit through this and that includes you!"

Raven scowled. Starfire looked at her worriedly. She was starting to catch on to Raven's problem.

"This is stupid," Jericho signed bluntly. "I'm supposed to be at a family reunion right now."

Beast Boy laughed. "Now that sounds interesting!"

"Can we get back to me, please?" Robin said irritably.

Oh, who cares? Raven thought. Just shut up already so I can go to the Azar-forsaken bathroom!

"I'll take a look at the AC, Robin," Cyborg offered. "Now, about that soda..."

"YES!" several voices shouted out at once, and everyone rushed out of the room before Robin could say anything.

Ten minutes later, Starfire met up with Raven at the door to the bathroom.

"Are you all right, Raven?" she asked.

"I'm fine now," Raven answered. "A few minutes more and I wouldn't have been." She and Starfire were now walking down the hall. "Boys just don't understand."

"Indeed," Starfire agreed as the girls made it to the common room.

"I hate being a girl sometimes," Raven said.

Starfire nodded wordlessly, watching as Beast Boy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, and Aqualad fought over a Coca-Cola.

"It is tough to be female," Starfire remarked. "Especially when you are a Titan."