A short dialogue one-shot, I got the idea for it while I was eating peach cobbler. I don't own Harry Potter. Review if you feel like it.


"Please…?"

"No."

"Pleaseeeeeeeeee?"

"Nooooooooo."

"PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE."

"No, now if you don't stop it you won't get any."

"Oh but I want some…very much."

"Maybe later, darling. You'll spoil your appetite."

"But dearest, haven't you heard the phrase: 'Have dessert first'?"

"Whoever said that must have had a deficiency in vegetables."

"……"

"Now, my love, pouting won't do you any good."

"That's not what you said last night…"

"…"

"Please, love? Just a little taste?"

"I'm saving it for later tonight…"

"But…but…it looks so good."

"I'm glad you think so, dear. Now go away."


A few minutes later

"Please?"

"NO! Stop it! I told you no."

"I thought you loved me…"

"Nice try, dearest."

"But why?"

"Because I'm saving it! You can't have any right now!"

"So I can have it later then?"

"…"

"Please?"

"Remus, you can't have the chocolate because it's for Hermione and Ron's anniversary party!"