I recently read a lot of stories about "Ask Severus Snape" and decided that I wanted to try one too.
I'm not own Harry Potter and not the idea.
Professor Snape,
Did you wash your hair last month? It seemed more filthy with each passing day.
Signed,
HygieneIsImportant.
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Dear Iguana,
I find that my private habits do not concern you in any way.
As for the question, I did wash it.
And now, I would advise you to repeat the material in the potions, maybe you have the possibility of a repeat test, but believe me, it is definitely one-time, even the principal will not help you next time.
50 points from Gryffindor.
Sincerely,
Professor Snape.
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Professor Snape,
If I ate an apple and swallowed the kernel, what would happen to me?
Signed,
Smart Gryffindor.
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Especially smart Gryffindor,
You will grow a tree in your stomach and after two weeks it will burst up your throat and you can join to Nearly Headless Nick.
Ten points from Gryffindor for the stupid question.
Sincerely,
Professor Snape.
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Professor Snape,
I try to explain to my house mates that dolphin is an animagus of the sea dragon with mermaid fins. No one will listen.
Signed,
Open Mind.
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Miss Lovegood,
The golden sea dragons are a species extinct many years ago. Also, they had never had anything in common, either inside or outside, with the mermaids.
Sincerely,
Professor Snape.
P.S. If you keep an open mind, the brain may fall.
P.P.S I forgot who I'm talking to. There's no threat for you.
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Professor!
There's this girl. She behaves strangely. Until two weeks ago everything was great, we hated each other properly. But since then she has begun to act differently, each time we see each other, she lowers her head and plays with a team of split and shuddering hair, all this while she blinks her eyes and purses her lips. But worst of all, the fact that she had stopped responding to all the insults I had sent her down the corridor.
Signed,
The most precious snake.
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Draco,
I believe Miss Weasley is under a love potion. Perhaps this will teach you not to pry around my office closets in the future.
Sincerely,
Professor Snape.
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Professor Snape,
Are you emo or gothic? My friend says you're emo, because of the pale skin and the hair, but I always thought you were gothic, with long and elegant clothes. But last night somebody told us you were a vampire, I began to think she was right.
Signed,
Curious by nature.
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Dear Curious,
As for the content of the question, this is the most surprising information you can actually to think. The question is only with what exactly.
I'm neither emo nor gothic. As for the vampire, I would recommend you to read less of a Muggle fantasy.
20 points from Hufflepuff.
Sincerely,
Professor Snape.
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Professor Snape,
I'm so glad that Dumbledore forced you to run this section, it's been a long time since I wanted to write to you.
I asked myself why you are behaving nasty on a regular basis. I assumed that this was a situation that had been caused by years of indignation and an attempt to disguise a desperately desperate pain, but I could not go down to detail at that time.
Now that your biography is known to the public, I have gathered the missing details from the memoirs you gave to Harry Potter.
To hurt others, to humiliate, to harass, to treat them like garbage under your boots... but also, never to hurt anyone physically and be beside the light for years no one knows how much you sacrifice. Both things can only prove that you do not see any other way to behave towards others. That sarcastic humor is your shield against world vulnerability.
I suppose the marauders helped it develop, but the base was there before. Was this a child who had been humiliated and victimized by bullying and abuse throughout his childhood?
Signed,
InsideOut.
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Miss GetOut of the vein,
I do not share your joy for a moment.
My memories were certainly not supposed to be published as wildfire, I would have a clear conversation about this with Potter.
My childhood already belongs to the past. Indeed, I grew up in poverty and hardship in many ways, but tell me, know-it-all, why do not you think of the simple possibility that I treat you like that, because I like to do it?
Sincerely,
Professor Snape.
A/N: Hope you like it!
Please forgive me for all the mistakes I have, I do not speak English and I use a lot of Google translate.
I think of updating this story quickly, if there is a demand, of course.
Please, anyone who can think of questions to refer to Snape, I would be very happy to include them in the next chapters!
