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"Speech"

'Thinking'

Pokemon speech

Pokemon Thinking

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WeirdShipping

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A/N: This story is a lot different from others; I hope you enjoy this story.

Full Summary: Dawn and May has been best friends for a long time, Dawn lives with May and her mother and both moved to Littleroot Town. Brendan, a snowy-haired boy travels with them under the order of the Prof. Birch.

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Two girls sat inside a bumping truck, boxes tossed around causing them to squeal out in pain. The first girl, a brunette with a red shirt, red bandana, white miniskirt with black biker shorts underneath and sneakers, was named May Maple. The girl beside her with blue hair, white beanie, black tank top, pink miniskirt and boots with a red scarf was named Dawn. The two girls were best friends since they were born. The two moved here because of May's father, Norman, who is a gym leader. Finally the back of the truck door opened.

"Honey dears, we're here!" announced a woman with a kind smile on her face. The two girls jumped off, glad that they were able to get of the god forsaken truck, after all, a truck driven by Machokes, whoever owns the company is mad.

Machoke removal Centre

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA, no one can defeat me now, I have the greatest cookie…"

Littleroot town

"Now girls, after you set your clocks come back down so we can see Norman on TV about the new Gym!" said Mrs. Maple as she gently pushed the girls inside the house. The two went up to their respective room, took a look and set their clocks. Both of them went down the stairs to see that the Machokes were no longer here and the oldest woman watching the television.

"Ah, there you are, quick! Norman is on TV" Mrs Maple called out as she beckoned towards the two girls, both of the girls quickly turned their attention to the screen but the program concluded.

"Ah to bad, oh wait! How about you two visit your neighbours, I'm sure they will be thrilled to see you!" the lady suggested as she pushed them out.

The two slowly walked to the house beside theirs, it was a fairly simple house, two floors with a few windows. The two knocked the door, it took a few minutes before the door swung open to reveal a lady that seems to have a good nature… too good nature.

"Ah, you must be our new neighbours, why don't you meet Brendan, he should be upstairs, oh and may I know your names please?" the lady asked in a kind voice and ushered the two up. Of course the two girls rarely got a chance to speak; maybe they could speak to the boy.

As they arrived at his room, they heard a shout, a crash, weird noises, some more crashes, more shouting and finally more crashes. The door opened to reveal a white haired boy hanging a Treecko and Lotad from the ceiling with sticky tape. The boy turned towards and gave them a smile.

"So you must be the new neighbours huh? The name's Brendan, but as you can see, I'm clearly treating my Treecko and Lotad with care and all" Brendan said, he wore a black and red… well everything; shirt, pants and headbands. Brendan continued tying up before turning to the two girls. "Hey, you two shy or something? What's your names? You know my pops is waiting to give your pokemon to you after he gave you the forms right?"

"Well I'm May and this is Dawn" May informed as Dawn nodded, Brendan took out his pokeball and returned his pokemon before pulling the two girls towards the Littleroot Lab.

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The three left, waving back at the small crowd, of course the three were supposed to travel together, after all, who knew Professor Birch had the Terminator eye? It was fairly quiet, May chose a Torchic and Dawn chose a Piplup. May and Dawn chatted to each other on various topics as their first pokemon followed them chatting to each other in turn. Brendan however walked in front of them, humming to himself with a Treecko on his head as his Lotad scuttled after him.

Treecko Man, I could use a soda right now

Lotad Dude, I think the starter chicks have the hots for you with that, Treecko raised his eyebrow, the comment was completely random, but then again, Lotad is completely random.

Treecko At least I scored more than old man

"Why you!" Brendan suddenly said (Trainers can converse with their pokemon but other humans won't be able to understand pokemon that are not theirs) as he started strangling Treecko. May and Dawn sweatdropped, the two 13-year old girls jumped in pulling Treecko from Brendan.

"No! No! Just let me strangle him 2 more minutes!" Brendan shouted as he tried to tear himself of May's grip but the two tumbled over. Brendan suddenly felt his hand on a soft… he looked up to see May with her temple pulsing.

"PERVERT!"

(Few minutes after heavy violence and gore so you, my dear readers, can sleep at night)

A bloody mass that is Brendan groaned, his pokemon Treecko and Lotad were scared out of their heads. May and Dawn both were a little disgusted as Brendan sprang up with no injuries what so ever though Brendan made a mental note not to anger girls… especially the pervert hating girls.

a/n: I am a … Failure (cries in corner with the word 'depression' slamming on my head) this is too rushed so I'll polish it when I feel like it.