My crazy sister came up with this idea

My crazy sister came up with this idea. It cracked me up, so I'm writing it. My cat would d like to say something now: l,;.tyyy's. Okay, that was more fun than it should be. The story's supposed to be stupid by the way. ; D We do not own anything in this story but the stupidity,and apologize In advance if you don't like how we've portrayed the charactors.

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A WONDERFULLY HORRIBLE DAY

This story takes place in a courtroom. The judge is Ganondorf (not Judy). The defendant is Link, and his translator is Navi. Lucario is suing. Casually, he takes his place as the attorney, my crazy sister, we'll call her Bob (her idea), begins asking questions. "WHEN did this all start," she said in her fake accent, wearing a bright purple suit fit for a giant.

(Lucario's POV) "I guess it all started when Coronomon crashed into me."

FLASHBACK MODE

Lucario is staring stupidly at the sky. Suddenly, something very heavy knocked him to the ground. Looking up, he noticed that the creature's tail was on fire.

"OMG, your tail's on fire," he exclaimed.

"DUDE, it's supposed to do that," the creature replied.

"Oh…"

Suddenly, out of nowhere a weird guy fell on their heads. And a small blue "thingy dong"(Sis) followed.

"Waaaahhhh," screamed the guy.

"He says, I'm sorry for landing on your cheeseburger," the puffball said.

"Hiya. Whaahh."

"Scratch that. He meant your sorry bums, not your cheeseburger."

"Wha."

"His name's Link, did I get that right?"

"Hah."

"Ignoring that, my name's Navi." As the group walked away, they passed up Darth Vader playing checkers with KING Arthur.

"King me," Darth Vader exclaimed.

"WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOO! I want to be king! I've got DIIIIIIBBBBS," King Arthur cried.

"Calm down, you must, or die you will," Yoda said, out of nowhere.

"Okaaaaaaaay," Coronomon (burning tail person) said. Just then, a rock fell from the sky, hitting Navi on the head.

"How does that keep happening," Lucario asked.

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE STEAMROLLER," Coronomon shouted. Then it hit her. Literally, the steamroller hit Navi (I don't know why it's so fun to beat her up, but it is muahhaaaahaaa). They then watched casually as a circus train followed the steamroller up the road, chased by an angry mob of chess players.

"That was not fun!" Navi complained as she picked herself off the ground.

"I never did get an answer to my question," Lucario said.

"What was that?" Everyone chorused. From somewhere in the background, they heard Darth Vader shout "KING ME," again.

"Why do things keep falling from the sky?"

Navi and Link exchanged looks before saying, "you don't wanna know."

END FLASHBACK

Like it? It was really fun to write. We will continue as much as possible. If you have any ideas (put in any characters you like) then say so in your reviews. Thank you! : D