Note: This is a pointless drabble. You could be playing mine-sweeper or tetris instead of reading this.

Warning: Beware a bored Shigure.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket.


Ayame Sohma, Snake of the Chinese Zodiac, was washing his glorious body in the shower before he went to Shigure's for the evening.

"'I told the witch doctor I was in love with you, I told the witch doctor I was in love with you'…" He sang in time to his phone.

Ayame's snapped his eyes open, getting soap in them as he did so. With that ring-tone it could only be one person: Hatori.

The Snake jumped out of the shower, ignoring his burning eyes and knocked straight into the corner of the sink, but he didn't let the pain stop him. He grabbed his phone which was repeating the Chipmunks rendition of Witch Doctor and held it to his wet ear.

"Yes Ha'ri?" The Snake asked eagerly. He could count the number of times Hatori had called him in the last two years on his fingers.

"Psych." Shigure's obnoxious laughter poured out of the phone.

"Gure!" Ayame scolded. "That wasn't funny. Why do you have Hatori's phone?"

"Because you didn't answer when I called from my phone."

"I was in the shower." Ayame whined. His hair was dripping everywhere and he was shivering in the cool air.

"I figured you were." Shigure giggled. "Why else do you think I called?"

"Shigure!" Ayame cried. "That was mean!" And he hung up and went back under the hot water.

Five minutes later, Ayame was known for his long shower—it took time to wash all his hair after all – Witch Doctor rang out again.

Ayame paused his physical cleaning again to answer, though he wasn't quite as energetic this time.

"Yes Ha'ri?"

"Psych." Shigure cracked up on the other end of the line.

"What are you doing with my phone? Give me that." Hatori could be heard scolding. Shigure was laughing too hard to fight him.

"I apologize for him." Hatori's voice came over the phone. "That idiot took my phone without my knowledge."

"It's all right Ha'ri. I know you had nothing to do with it." Ayame smiled. At least he could finish his shower now. Ha'ri would keep Shigure under control. "See you tonight."

He jumped back under the running water and hummed as he combed conditioner through his hair. He was just starting to rinse it out when Witch Doctor played again.

"Yes Ha'ri?"

"I told you he'd answer every time when you called Ha'ri." He heard Shigure tell the doctor. Ayame blushed and hung up.


(Later that week)


Hatori ignored his phone, even as it's ringing seemed to get louder. There was a reason he had set Shigure's ringtone as He's a Tramp from Disney's Lady and the Tramp. If the Dog really needed anything he would call the office.

The classic Disney tune faded out and was replaced by the Baha Men's Who let the Dogs Out?. Shigure's cell phone; he was being persistent today.

The last of the barking finally stopped when David Bowie's Fashion started coming from the phone. Now Ayame was calling. Hatori sighed and answered it. He couldn't let those two get into too much trouble.

"Psych."


I'm sorry for this. I couldn't get it out of my head. I hope you all at least enjoyed it a little bit.

The ringtones are as follows:
Hatori- Witch Doctor by the Chipmunks
Shigure- He's a Tramp by Disney (home phone), and Who let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men. Cheesy, I know.
Ayame- Fashion by David Bowie.

These can all be found on Youtube if anyone is interested in listening to any of them.