Harry Potter Goes Bat-Crap Insane

by Benji The Vampire Confuser.

Based on characters and situations created by J.K. Rowling.

It all happened so fast, that no one, least of all Harry, was quite sure how it began. Though to be perfectly honest, Harry's thoughts were somewhat jumbled now anyway.

But according to witnesses, it happened like this; one moment, Snape was being his usual charming self, with Draco adding a bit of color and bigotry, and the next there was blood and spilled potion everywhere.

And there Harry sat, calmly looking around, as if astounded at all the fuss.

In point of fact, it was because Harry had not been completely aware of what he was doing that allowed him to pull it off. His mind had been completely bent on ignoring Snape's attempts to rile him. So he hadn't noticed that his hand had, seemingly of it's own accord, turned his wand on the table, to point at the potions master.

Catching Snape by surprise was not easy, given that he was a very skilled Occlumence. But all he picked up in Potter's mind was 'ignore him'. So when Potter suddenly said; "Reducto", he was caught completely off guard. And his left exploded.

Blood, sinew, muscle and bone flew everywhere. Even before anyone could register what had happened enough to start screaming, Harry had dumped the contents of his cauldron out onto Snape's head. Even if the contents of it were not in of themselves harmful, they were boiling.

While Snape roared in agony, Harry calmly took his cauldron by the handle, and smashed it brutally into Draco Malfoy's face.

Crabb and Goyle were absolutely dumbfounded so they were too slow to act, to prevent Harry from bringing the iron bludgeon down upon his hated rival's head twice more.

Then, as if nothing were at all amiss, Harry settled back in his chair, and began preparing his potions ingredients anew.

Hermione was staring at him in absolute horror. "Harry!" she gasped.

"What?" he asked, innocently.