Hello everyone!
This is what I decided how to introduce the characters for another Pokémon story I have planned. Every chapter, I will introduce a new character and showcase their abilities, backstory, and personality.
Note: There are going a lot of references to Team Fortress 2 (I play things other than Nintendo, you know). All of the characters fall under one of the nine classes from there (Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, and Spy). In fact, the first nine characters I'm introducing are directly based on those nine classes and their chapters are going to be parodies on their own Meet the Team video made by Valve.
Also, the enemies they are fighting may be different. Some chapters have the mercs fighting Shadow Pokémon, while others have them fighting robot versions of themselves.
Also, every paragraph is a different scene.
Here is our first Pokémon mercenary, based on the TF2 Heavy:
Name: Ivan Mikhail Gorbachev
Species: Aggron
Gender: Male
Class: Heavy
Appearance: He's 2 feet taller than the average Aggron (6'11"), making him almost 9 feet tall. He wears a red or blue shirt under a black vest. He also wears a bandolier of bullets for his Minigun.
Personality: Like the Heavy, he is normally a gentle giant, unless provoked or in battle. He is very enthusiastic on killing whoever it opposing him. He also tends to talk to inanimate objects, specifically, his miniguns and his food. He also doesn't speak English too well. He's also smarter than most first think. Being one of the largest and tallest of the team, he feels that has to protect his teammates and deeply cares for them (especially the Medics and Engineers).
Notable Family Members: None
Name Origin: Ivan was the name of several Russian tsars. Mikhail is the official first name of the Heavy. Mikhail Gorbachev was the name of the leader of the Soviet Union at the end of the Cold War and the one that ended Communism in Russia.
Edit: I forgot to mention that he talks in a Russian accent and that I now fixed this to incorporate it in his dialogue.
Disclaimer: I only own my OCs.
Meet the Aggron
Ivan walks toward a table holding one of his miniguns. He sets the giant gun on the table and then sits down in a chair. "I am Heavy Veapons Guy." Ivan said before pausing. "...and theese ees my veapon." he continues as he grabs the handle. "She weighs one hundrred feefty kilogrrams and firres two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartrreedges at ten thousand rrounds perr meenute." Ivan continues as he lays both hands on the gun before pausing again. "Eet costs fourr hundrred thousand dollarrs to firre thees weapon... forr tvelve seconds." he said while looking intently at the camera.
Ivan is laughing about something a short story his was telling before pausing to calm himself.
Ivan is inspecting the muzzle of the gun and sees scratches on it. "Oh my God, who touched Sascha?" he says quietly. "Alrright...Who touched my gun!?" he shouts as he gets up.
Ivan is now answering a question about his intelligences. "Some people theenk they can outsmart me. Maybe... ...maybe." he said. "I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Ivan continued as he held out a bullet.
We now see Ivan in a snowy mountain area, firing his minigun at oncoming Shadow Pokémon. "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Crry some morre!" he shouts as he decimates the invaders. Some of his teammates are also there, helping him out in taking down the Shadow Pokémon.
The screen goes black. "Heheh, crry some morre." Ivan says off-screen.
And there's your parody of Meet the Heavy. I hope you've enjoyed this.
Next chapter will be a parody of Meet the Soldier. Guess what Pokemon I'm using for this one.
As they say in Russia, do svidaniya!
