AN Decided to rent out my house to my muses...Bad idea, these bitches are TROUBLE! So far I don't have many,but since I'm working on some new stories I will be getting more. :/ oh goodie.
I regret nothing and everything. The former because this was actually more interesting than staying home by myself all summer and the latter because I'm not excatly allowed to be doing this.
"Why are you just sitting there like a bum?" An errie voice chimed from behind my spot on my floor.
"Hey Kane, I'm just kinda thinking."
"Pray tell about what?"
"What the hell did you just say?" I looked at him finally.
"Hmm? Pray tell. It means erm well... I'm not quite sure but I like it, it makes me sound old and wise."
"You got the old part right." I grumbled. "Your old as Hell itself."
He didn't respond right away. "You never answered my question." I hadn't? Hmmmm... Oh yeah I had gotten off track. Why is it when I want the subject to change it doesn't, but the moment I try to have a serious coversation we go off on bunny trails.
"I'm just thinking that this might be a bad idea. You know? Letting my muses stay here while my parents are off doing... Parent stuff." I actually didn't know where they went. Maybe I should have listened when they explained why my older sister, Mel, and her husband, Josh, would be checking up on me alot. Which they did anyways since they lived like across the street.
"Parent stuff? You do know they're off on some campaign for ending world hunger and shit like that." Kane stated as if it were the easiest thing in the world. "And shouldn't you be working on Shivers?"
"Shit, I forgot to do that again." I mumbled. "I need AJ over here to help with it anyways, and Randy."
"Oh am I not helpful enough?" He growled, did I mention he was easy to offend? Well he is... and it drives me nuts.
"I need help for AJ's part and Randy promised to do some chores for me anyways. You won't come into the story until like... I'll let you know when I figure it out." I finished lamely.
"You haven't totally planed this out have you?"
"No."
"Fantastic."
At that moment I heard the door slam. I jumped while Kane just looked towards the door stoicly, his happy mood and joking personality vanishing as another made they're presence known.
"SARAH!"
"Randy don't shout at her. I'm sure she heard you when you slammed the door." I immidietly recognized Randy and AJ's voices. Aj trying to calm a very agrivated viper. I had no idea why he was pissed.
"Whats your problem?" I stated bluntly as they walked in Randy immiediatly glared at Kane.
"Does he have to be here? We need to work on the story."
"I happen to be part of the story."
"Oh yeah then why did she ask me to help. "
"She asked Aj for help and you to do some chores for her."
"Grrrrr! Just go home!"
"I live here dumbass."
"What?" Randy rounded on me. "Why does he get to live here and I don't?"
"Randy, you and Aj have a room here you know. She is in the downstairs room next to the closet and your just down the hall." I calmly told him trying,and failing, to keep my patience. He continued to pout.
"You don't want me to help with the story?" His eyes started to water,such a drama queen.
"I won't need your Goddamn input until next chapter! And perhaps I want you AND Kane to leave so I can work on the story and FINALLY have some girl time with Aj!" I seethed,eye slightly twitching(a bad habit). "Now there is a list of chores on the fridge that I want both of you to do and if I hear any arguing or if you eat my red velvet muffins I WILL KILL YOU BOTH AND FEED YOU TO SMALL CHILDREN!"
They looked at me wided eyed and slowly backed out of the room. Aj looked at me with appraisment.
"Damn girl," She complimented. "I need to learn how to do that."
After my little hissy fit and some serious writing I was finally finished with chapter 3 of Shivers. I sighed content, when I remembered.
"OH SHIT!"
"Whats wrong?" Aj looked up from painting my toe nails.
"Melissa and Josh are coming over for dinner! I'm not suppossed to have muses here!"
"Your parents have a rule about muses?"
"Well no, but they have a rule about everything else. Plus I didn't exactly ask them or even tell Mel."
"Hmmm well why don't we go downstairs tell Randy and Kane and the 3 of us will stay in our rooms."
"Okay, but I kinda have... other muses."
"Really? Who?"
"I have a Wade muse, a Justin, a Ryback, and a brand new one coming soon after I start writing chapter 4."
"Oh... well why don't we go tell them too?"
"Okay but they're a bit much to handle."
We walked downs stairs in the silent house. Wait it was too silent, Randy and Kane should've been fighting but I hadn't heard anything since they left. I must've been enjoying the quiet so much that I didn't question it, but now I'm worried that they might've killed each other. No too much noise. Bomb? No. Prank? Maybe. Smothering one with a pillow? Thats probably it.
As we walked into the living room I stopped dead. Kane and Randy were on the couch. Kissing. Like heavey, heavy, heavy kissing. Aj just said 'Oh wow' really softly. At that moment God decided that He would screw me over and made sure that Mel and Josh walked in at that moment. Melissad was silent Josh just walked into the kitchen. Melissa turned to me.
"You know you should've told me first."
