Well, we all know the drill. I DON'T OWN POKEMON! Thank you! Enjoy!
I'm not a very good humor person. Sometimes I wish I was, but for the heck of it, I'm going to write a stupid humor fic.
The T Rocket Show!
Announcer: Welcome great people to the T Rocket show! Staring Jessie and James!
Meowth: Hey don't forget me!
Announcer: And the lovely cat Meowth!
Meowth: That's right!
Jessie: We haven't done our motto yet.
Meowth: I know that!
::James, Jessie, and Meowth walk on stage::
James: Thank you! I'm so happy that you came! That way it would be easier to steal all your Pokemon!
Jessie: JAMES!!!
Meowth: Now, all you have to do is just give us your Pokemon, and everybody is free to go!
Jessie: MEOWTH!!! We're not on television to steal Pokemon.
James: We're not?
Jessie: Of course not. We're here to praise me! ::suddenly becomes dressed in a sparkling red dress with cameras flashing behind her::
Meowth: Oh brother!
Jessie: We're here to make money!
::Ash stands up in the crowd:: I Challenge you to a Pokemon battle!
Jessie: WE'RE NOT HERE TO BATTLE!!!!!!
James: Alright, let's just continue.
Meowth: Our first topic of the day is Love.
Jessie: I dream to one day fall in love with a rich, wealthy man, so I could have all the things I want.
::James turns and faces Meowth:: Like, that would ever happen.
Misty: Love is something that Team Rocket has no need for!
Jessie: Well, I'll show you! ::reaches for Pokeball::
Stage worker: No battles during a show, Miss. ::Points to sign::
Jessie: I'll get you later!!!
Meowth: Our next topic is Pokemon!
James: Pokemon are for working and battle.
Brock: Pokemon are creatures that deserve to-
James: -to serve!
Brock: -be treated with love and care.
Meowth: AHEM!!! Next topic will be Cat Food!
::Slience::
Meowth: Cat Food is great delight. Tasty and wonderful.
Random talking Cubone: Cats are good food!
Meowth: ::Hides::
James: Well, that about concludes this week's edition of-
Jessie: The
James: T
Jessie: Rocket
Meowth: ::In a shaky voice:: Show
So, it was stupid and pointless. I just wanted to try writing humor. Is my humor bad? I know it is! I just know it!
