Well, we all know the drill.  I DON'T OWN POKEMON!  Thank you!  Enjoy!

I'm not a very good humor person.  Sometimes I wish I was, but for the heck of it, I'm going to write a stupid humor fic.

The T Rocket Show!

Announcer: Welcome great people to the T Rocket show!  Staring Jessie and James!

Meowth: Hey don't forget me!

Announcer: And the lovely cat Meowth!

Meowth: That's right!

Jessie: We haven't done our motto yet.

Meowth: I know that!

::James, Jessie, and Meowth walk on stage::

James: Thank you!  I'm so happy that you came!  That way it would be easier to steal all your Pokemon!

Jessie: JAMES!!!

Meowth: Now, all you have to do is just give us your Pokemon, and everybody is free to go!

Jessie: MEOWTH!!!  We're not on television to steal Pokemon.

James: We're not?

Jessie: Of course not.  We're here to praise me!  ::suddenly becomes dressed in a sparkling red dress with cameras flashing behind her::

Meowth: Oh brother!

Jessie: We're here to make money!

::Ash stands up in the crowd::  I Challenge you to a Pokemon battle!

Jessie: WE'RE NOT HERE TO BATTLE!!!!!!

James: Alright, let's just continue.

Meowth: Our first topic of the day is Love.

Jessie: I dream to one day fall in love with a rich, wealthy man, so I could have all the things I want.

::James turns and faces Meowth:: Like, that would ever happen.

Misty: Love is something that Team Rocket has no need for!

Jessie: Well, I'll show you!  ::reaches for Pokeball::

Stage worker: No battles during a show, Miss.  ::Points to sign::

Jessie: I'll get you later!!!

Meowth: Our next topic is Pokemon!

James: Pokemon are for working and battle.

Brock: Pokemon are creatures that deserve to-

James: -to serve!

Brock: -be treated with love and care.

Meowth: AHEM!!!  Next topic will be Cat Food!

::Slience::

Meowth: Cat Food is great delight.  Tasty and wonderful.

Random talking Cubone: Cats are good food!

Meowth: ::Hides::

James: Well, that about concludes this week's edition of-

Jessie: The

James: T

Jessie: Rocket

Meowth: ::In a shaky voice::  Show

So, it was stupid and pointless.  I just wanted to try writing humor.  Is my humor bad?  I know it is!  I just know it!