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FURI KURI: GENDO THE PIMP
Prologue: The End of Normality
August 2nd, 2003. 8:59PM. Mabase, Japan.
"Eva! Eva! EVA!" A middle aged Japanese brunette man stated in a raised sing-song voice as his eyes were glued to the TV, watching a berserk purple mecha devouring some deformed beast. The volume was turned up to ear shattering levels so everyone in the house could hear it.
In an upstairs bedroom, a fourteen year old boy could hear the ruckus. 'He's watching that stupid show AGAIN?'
Kamon Nandaba, for the longest time, had been publishing books on the meaning of Evangelion. However, his hobby turned obsession when he began theorizing that the mecha television program was more than that. He was convinced that is was the prophecy of the gods. Or more accurately, the prophecy of his god, Hidaeki Anno.
Everyone thought he was nuts for it and didn't bother acknowledging his existence, save for his son, Naota, who was apparently annoyed by his EVA fetish.
Little did the unsuspecting world know...
Little did they know...
...That Kamon was right!
A loud knock on the door startled the middle aged man and he quickly muted the TV then hid under the coffee table.
Naota came down the stairs to answer the door.
"Don't answer, you fool," Kamon whispered, "that's the JSSDF, here to assassinate me on behalf of Seele!"
Naota glared at his old man briefly before proceeding to the door. Kamon, rather than sticking around, crawled towards the kitchen.
When the teen opened the door, he was greeted by the pizza guy.
"I didn't know we or..."
"Get inside!" The pizza man instructed.
"Huh?"
The pizza man drew a Glock 17 from a holster that the young man didn't see earlier.
Naota did as he instructed. When they were both inside, the perpetrator shut the door behind him. He noticed that his man was quite old, in his mid 60's.
"It can't be! You're..."
"Kouzo Fuyutski?"
"You mean my crazy father was right all this time?"
"Indeed. Now, we have to get you out of here before Seele's thugs arrive."
"Wait, what?"
"They're coming here to assassinate you because you are a threat to their cause."
"Huh?"
"The power of Atomsk was not in the Dead Sea Scrolls, so they are taking any precaution they can to make sure their scenario doesn't go unscathed."
"You're insane!"
"On the contrary. Atomsk is dead, he saw his end at the hands of Medical Meccanica, so he left his powers with you in hopes you could destroy them one day."
"Since when was Nerv concerned about Medical Meccanica?"
"Nerv? You mean Gehirn. Keel Lorenz, head of Seele, is also head of Medical Meccanica. With your help, we can free the universe from Keel's grasp."
"O... kay?"
"First, we're going to a hidden fall out chamber on the outskirts of this city to meat with our leader, Gendo the Pimp."
"You mean Gendo Ikari?"
"Correct, but he prefers to be called Gendo the Pimp."
"...Right." Naota snickered as he pondered, mocking one of his father's books, 'it seems the future would not play out word for word according the almighty Hidaeki Anno's prophecy."
After all, shouldn't he be in there?
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Twelve years later...
Dr. Naota Nandaba, now a scientist in Project E, was busy trying to transfer his own energy to a prototype battery cell which could power the Evangelions for an eternity. However, he was having trouble as he was still unable to channel Atomsk's power at will. It was even harder when he met the new operations manager for the first time a couple days ago. 'That Katsuragi would be one hell of a catch.' He remembered her being in a bad mood because bedding the commander was one of the conditions for women working in this facility. "Gendo the Pimp," he laughed.
While a cool cat on the outside, Gendo was still struck with horror and grief from his beloved Yui's disappearance a year after Naota joined Project E.
He was taken aback by the man's cold exterior, especially when he forced his own son, Shinji, who just arrived on this day, to pilot Unit 01 and combat the third angel, Sachiel.
'That's three down, fourteen more to go,' he thought grimly.'I'm gonna be stuck here for a while.'
End Prologue.
