Me "now as I have stated before I don't own Love Hina....yet, watch your back Akamatsu."

The Cast

Keitaro- has mentality of a 10-year old (didn't he always)

Naru- is madly in love with kei (tries not to make it TO obvious)

Hitani- claims to be from the future (oddly doesn't come up much)

Shirai- an android from a galaxy called nebulon-5 (is very humanoid)

Shinobu- has a 6th sence (regularly gets possesed)

Motoko- has givin up the sword and now uses a 9-millimeter

Seta- 007 ain't got sht on him

Haruka- Seta's groupie (adds nothing to the plot)

Kitsune- got fired and now drinks poor-quality sake sniff (always sober)

Sarah- an evil genius who needs to take out Seta to take over the world

Mutsumi- loves video-games

Su- likes to swear (that's it)

SuperPimp- pimp...with an attitude. carry's duel sawed-off shotguns

Zanmaru- not origiated in this story. Is a samari from anothe fanfic has a history

with motoko

Kentaro- The ruler of all hell, and a stalker (didn't do much here)

Barkeep- A barkeep with a dobble-barrled shoting-gun

Bring in the Clowns

Naru "so Kei-kun where are we gonna' go"

Kei"well, I here there is a new phone booth on the corner maby we could, test it out..."

Naru looks to her side when she looks back Kei has turned into a clown, she is obiously shocked

Kei-Clown "what's the matter Naru?"

Naru "kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

she wakes up th find herself in her bed. Kitsune bursts through the door

Kitsune "what's-up?"

Naru(out of breath)"damn...clown"

Kitsune "!?"

just then they herd a noise

"BANG!!!"

they start running to where they herd the noise and meet up with Shinobu on the way

Motoko(panting)"Shot...Person...Think...Burglar"

they look up to see Kentaro's corpes laying on the steps

Naru "wait, I know him. He's no burglar just a stalker."

Kitsune "well I guess we gotta' dispose of the body. Or maby not I donno' I'm to damn sober!"

she begins crying.

as they walk at the body Shinobu's eyes begin to glow bright-red

Shinobu? "HAHAHA! You infinately idiotic mortals! By killing my captor you have released I, Satan!

Now with this new body I shall destroy you all. But first...

he clicks on the T.V.

"Gallager is on"

they all sit down and watch Gallager hit object after object with a large mallet. Eventually he runs out of things to hit,and begins accepting volonteers

Satan "AHHAHAHA! That Gallager...Anyway now to kill you all!"

Su "not so fcking fast"

Satan "hey, watch you mouth kid!"

evryone gasps

Satan "what?"

Everyone "you said the secret word!!!!!!"

the word MOUTH flashes at the bottom of the screen

Satan "Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

he woke up to find himself in his bed

Satan "woah, that's it no more yellow 'shrooms before bed."

he got up and walked to his medicine cabnet

Satan "Uhhhh, lets see here preperation-H, laxatives, a jar of olives, ah here we are ass-prin, great for all you

ass-related needs"

he shoves the pill...well, up there

just then Kentaro bursts through the door

Kentaro "Satan you will once more be under my control!"

Satan "did you have trouble getting past the gaurds?"

Kentaro "gaurds?"

Satan "nevermind..."

Kentaro "this is the last moment you shall be allowed to rule all of Hell!!!"

Satan "yeah whatever, how do you expect to overthrow me?"

Kentaro "why should I tell you?"

Satan "isn't it the villans obligation to tell the other guy exactly what he's about to do right before he does it"

Kentaro "I am no villan"

Satan "your just ignoring you inner feelings. your a villan and you know it.

Kentaro "shut-up!"

Satan "is it just me or is it hot in the center of the Earth?"

he reaches over and drinks a bottle of Mountain Dew (I don't own the PEPSI company either)

Immediately after drinking it he clenches his stomach in pain

Satan "what trechary is this!?"

Kentaro "HAHAHA! I knew that not even you, Satan, The ruler of all Hell, could resist the awsome power inside a

sigle bottle of Mountain Dew. So I did the unthinkable!"

Satan "you coudn't digrace a bottle of Mountain Dew like that!"

Kentaro "oh but I did. While you werelooking for your ass medication I took that bottle and peed in it. HAHAHA!!!"

Satan begins melting from the stomach outward

Satan "noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

he becomes nothing more than a puddle of ooze on the floor

a stage hand walks by and sweeps him up

Kentaro "now that Satan is dead I can finnaly be at peace. Now...Bring in the clowns!!!"

a small car drives through a doggie-door and stops in the middle of the carpet

three clowns get out of a seemingly impossibly small space

Kentaro "Ha,He,Ho entertain me!"

the clowns get on an extreamly small bike and peddal around for a while

(ending credits play)

Me "hehe,haha,BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ahhh clowns, hahaha.