The life of the forest

A beautiful tale of Bilbo and Treebeard

Chapter 1: Fatful meeting

Bilbo was walking in the forest, trying to escape those annoying dwarves. He was tired of booze and dancing and all the hair beards. He needed something new. Something more hard and meaningful. Those dwarves' quest was dumb and he didn't give a shit about their home anyway. What would he get in return? Beer? Hair women? Well, hair women was tempting but it wasn't enough! He wanted more!

As he walked through the forest, he stopped, hearing strange footsteps. Loud footsteps. Masculine footsteps. And they were turning him on. His toes curled and his feet hair stood on end. It suddenly got dark above him and he screamed. Looking up, a giant tree was walking past him. Bilbo blushed and his lips persed, watching this sexy tree man walking past him. "Uguu~" he couldn't help but whisper under his breath, his eyes brightening up. As the treeman walked off, Bilbo followed him, almost stalking the creature. He didn't want to be creepy but he just couldn't help but stare at his beauty.

"WHOOOOOO IS OOOOOVEEEEEER THEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEE?" the tree suddenly spoke slowly.

Bilbo's heart began to race as he hid behind another tree. He bit his lower lip and decided that it was about time he came out of hiding. The hobbit took a deep breath and finally got out of hiding. "It's me! Bilbo baggins! And I am a hobbit" he stated, his face and feet bright red.

The treeman blushed and gasped, staring down at the small man. "Yoooooooou. Yoooooou arreeeeee the onnnneeeeeeee." He said, leaning down. "The ooooonnneeeeee in theeeee prooofeeeecyyyyyyyyy"

Bilbo blinked up at him in confusion. "What…? What are you talking about? What prophecy?" he asked.

The treeman stroked his mossy beard and smiled. "Yoooou areeee proffeeeeciiied to saaave the foooresssst with meeeeeeee….. myyyy maaaate." He growled under his breath, leaved blowing in Bilbo's hair.

Bilbo gasped, moving a hand to his mouth. "What…? No, it can't be. I'm just an ordinary hobbit! And I could never be good enough for a sexy tree like you."

"But yoooou arreeeee. Myyyyy naaaaame issss Treeeebeeeaaaard" he smiled, smiing down at Bilbo.

Bilbo swallowed hard. "It's a pleasure to meet you….." he shuffled around, looking down all shy.