Cartoon Mix-Ups 3: Fairly Odd Pokemon
Warning: 100% Odd. Grimer: And weird and totally strange! Charmander: Don't say that we didn't warn you!
Ash is an average Poke obsessed kid who no one understands
Ash: Wait, why does no one completely understand me again?
Mom, Dad, and Jessie always giving him commands
Ash: My dad's in this one? Cooool!
Delia: Ashy remember to clean your underwear!
Ash: (Irritated) Yes moooommmmm.
Jessie: (Picks up Ash) Whoa I'm strong! (Yells in Ash's face) Just sit back and listen to the rest of this song twerp! (Throws him on ground and laughs evilly)
The doom and gloom is broken instantly
With his magical pokemon…
Charmander: (Whines) I don't want to be a fish!
Who grants his every wish
Charmander: Oooh, but I can do that! (Whines again) Just don't make me a fish please; I'll do anything, anything!
Cause in reality
They are his odd pokemon. Fairly Odd Pokemon
Charmander: Hay we aren't odd; you take that back!
Grimer: Cheer up Charmander, and take a look at my wands and wings!
Charmander: Oooh and we have crownies too!
Odd pokemon! Fairly Odd Pokemon.
You wish that you were the kid with Fairly Odd Pokemon!
Jessie: Yeah right!
Charmander: Oooh I wonder what this does! (Zaps Jessie's head that turns into a Dunkin' Doughnut.)
Charmander: Oooops, sorry!
Grimer: Char, next time leave the magic to the professionals.
Charmander: (Ashamed) All right. (Looks at Grimer) Hay!
The Oddest Pokemon Story Ever
Brock on radio/alarm clock: Good morning Dimmsdale! And you know why it's good, it's not. You know why it's bad? Because it seems that the strange portal we went through last night sent us into another dimension and I'm on the radio! That right folks we don't belong here. We're illegal aliens if you will so Ash wake up, WAKE UP!!!!
Ash is startled by the rude awakement and falls out of bed.
Brock: Have a nice day.
Ash: (Gets up, brush up pants, and looks at radio) Brock? (Looks around) Where am I? (Grabs pink hat from nightstand and looks at it) Why do I have a pink hat? Where's mine?
Grimer: I don't know. Seeing that it's pink and all; I say a girl lives here.
Ash turns around and screams girlishly when he sees Charmander and Grimer float above him. Ash faints.
Charmander: Make that two girls now.
Ash (Gets up) You're talking! Why are you floating? Why do you have wands, wings, and floaty crowns? Why are we here? What happened? Where are we? (Grabs pink hat of head and looks at it) Why am I still wearing this hat made for a girl? (Puts hat back on and looks up at the two)
Grimer: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill out pal, one at a time! Now to answer those questions; we know and for the rest we have no inkling what's going on. And are you sure you hate the pink hat? It's kind of groovin' your style!
Ash: (Yells) No it doesn't!
Grimer: (Backs up) Okay, whatever. No need to snap at me.
Ash: (Sighs) I'm sorry I snapped at you but I'm so freaked out here.
Charmander: Yeah, we feel for you. It's not easy for us ether to be here.
Ash: (Looks around. Feels his belt) Hay wait a minute! Where's my pokemon" Where's my buddy Pikachu?
Grimer: (He and Charmander grin guilty, puts wands behind backs) Oh him and Piplup who were originally going to play our parts?
Charmander: (Laughs nervously) Funny story about that. We don't possibly know. (Ash glares at them.)
Camera shows Pikachu and Piplup in the closet all tied up with tape over their mouths.
Charmander: Nope! Don't know at all!
Then a Pelipper flies in. A bag is in his mouths. He lands and offers it to the two pokemon.
Pelipper: Delivery! Apparently, you two have a baby.
Charmander (He and Grimer are shocked) A baby?
Grimer: (Points to Charmander) With him? But we're not even married to each other.
Charmander: Yeah, we're just friends. Besides, we're both boys that would be completely awkward.
Grimer: And weird and freaky!
Pelipper: Whatever. (Puts bag on floor) I didn't tie up the real pokemon for your parts in the closet. He's your responsibly now or just for this story. Good luck, he's a handful! (Flies away)
Grimer: Well if that bozo wants us to have a baby, let's make our own! (Tenses muscles and closes eyes tight.) Grime baby!
Ash: (Disgustedly) Grimer, let's just open the bag and see your real baby.
Charmander: Yeah Grimer, let's do it.
Grimer: (Calms down) Aw man! (Looks at glares from his friends) I mean a-okay; let's do it!
They open the bag to reveal Pichu. All gasps and screams.
Pichu: (Jumps out at their faces) Surprizes!!!!!
Pichu: (Puzzled) Why is evreyones scremmimgs? Oh wells, what the hecks; coumts me im! (Screams with rest for no apparent reason)
Others stop and looks at the screaming electric mouse.
Grimer: This is our baby?
Charmander: I had a baby with Grimer?
Ash: It's not possible for a Grimer and a Charmander to have a baby Pichu, can it?
Brock on radio: Are you screaming over a girl Ash? If you are she's mine! I know where you live so I can scurry over there faster then a Crobat and a Rap…
Ash quickly turns off radio. Pichu stops screaming.
Pichu: Why arm'ts you guys sceamimgs no mores?
Grimer: (Shrugs) Got tired of it, you know?
Charmander: Yeah why scream when it's really utterly pointless to?
Pichu: Ohhhhhs!
Ash: So, you play the baby on this show?
Pichu: Yeahs! I meams looks at me, arm'ts I cutes?
Ash: Uh, you bet!
Pichu: (Scornfully) Says I'm cutes or I'lls eletifmafys yous!
Ash: Uh, you're cute?
Pichu: (Jumps up and down excitedly. Twirls in mid air) YAMGS!!
Pichu starts to cry
Grimer: What's wrong buddy?
Charmander: Why are you crying?
Pichu: I wamts my applesauce!
Ash: Pichus babies can eat applesauce?
Charmander: Why don't you get you applesauce from your ear by yourself like you always do?
Pichu: I'ms the baby, you're my parents! You have to get it for mes!
Grimer: He's right you know. Gets applesauce out of Pichu's ear. Pichu happily smiles.
Ash: (Disgustedly): Eew! Why do cartoons have to be gross nowadays? I heard of money coming out of ears at a magic show, but this is just gross and not right!
Grimer: Here you are! Fresh applesauce out of you ear. (Pichu claps and eats it in one bite and swallows.)
Pichu: MMMs, tat was the bestests applesause I ebers tasteds!
Charmander: Well we're glad you like it. Now you should be all filled…
Pichu starts crying again.
Grimer: What's wrong now?
Pichu: I wamts more applesauses!
Grimer: But we can't…
Ash: Yes you can! (Grimer and Charmander look at him).
Both: Huh?
Ash: Look, you two have wands. You can just wish them up for Pichu!
Grimer: Hay, you're right!
Charmander: Hooray for brain power! But we need to see our wands work first.
Ash: You're right. Boy am I thirsty. (Snaps fingers) That's it. I wish for a chocolate shake!
Grimer: You got it bub!
Charmander: One chocolate shake coming up! (Both raise wands and zaps in a chocolate snake.)
Ash screams and runs as snake chases him.
Charmander: Oops!
Grimer: Uh Charmander, he said shake not snake.
Charmander: I know. (Looks at wand.) This guy really needs to have his wand fixed.
Ash: (Yells over chase) I wish Pichu had a mountainful of applesause and that this snake disappears!
Grimer: You got it! (To Charmander) Maybe I should get this one buddy. (Charmander agrees and puts his wand down)
Poof! The snake disappears and a mountainful of applesause appears in front of the electric mouse. Pichu is satisfied.
Pichu: YAMGS! Paradises! (Swallows food like crazy)
Grimer: (To Ash) Now what do you wish for?
Ash: Well I wish for all the pokemon in the whole wide world but…
Pichu: (Done with meal. Burps. Raises rattle.) DOMES!
All: PICHU DON"T!!!!!!
Too late! All pokemon poofs in. Our heroes are then smoothed to glass window because of all the pokemon
Ash: (Muffled) Maybe I should've kept my moth shut.
Charmander: (Muffled) You think?!
Pichu starts crying again. All three groan.
Pichu: I made poo poos in my pamts!
Charmander: (Muffled) But you aren't wearing any.
Pichu: Exactlys!(Farts) Now I just farteds!
All are disgusted, pokemon fait as they all fall outside.
Grimer: Well at least we're free now
Charmander: (Calls) Grimer, diaper!
Grimer: Oh right. (Poofs up diaper on Pichu) There, good as new!
Ash: Well at least it can't get any worst.
Then a whole lot of trainers surrounded them. They all don't look happy.
Charmander: Uh, I think it just did get allot worse.
Pichu: YAMGS! Fams to adores me!
Ash: (Sighs) I guess I spoke too soon.
