I do not own Ace Attorney, or any of it's characters.

Will is my original character.

I was inspired to write this when I was watching a documentary about medieval sword fighting.

Yeah, I really don't know why, either.

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The fact that Apollo Justice got in a fistfight with Klavier Gavin was really stupid. Since he grew up in an orphanage, he had learned, the hard way, how to attack, dodge, and brutally injure his opponent. The constant nicknames Klavier had made up for him were annoying. Being the way he was, Apollo just wanted him to stop, and used the strength of his voice, or tried to, just make him shut up.

"Shut the fuck up, you asshole!" Justice turned around sharply and eyed Klavier menacingly. Man, he's so freaking stupid. And being the ego-statistical idiot he was, Klavier just loved that reaction, took all the anger that was being forced at him, and transformed it into a little joke. So, he laughed.

"What is it, ma'm? Oh! Your red dress is torn! I'm so sorry!" Apollo shook with hatred, and without any thought of how he looked on the street, he threw a fast, hard punch.

"You're the one that sounds like a girl! Go fuck a man!!!" The other man stumbled over a little, and then smiled yet again. What a stupid narcissist.

"What? Are you having your period? Hah!" Justice attempted to smash him into the ground, but his sharp fist was caught by Klavier's hand.

"Don't punch me. Go punch someone else." Gavin had a crazy smirk on his face. Apollo just growled some more, and tried to punch him in the abdomen. (Since, Gavin was practically hugging him.) He just caught the other hand.

"Jeez, ma'm, you're easily angered." Justice stumbled back, so he could free his arms. He watched with sharp eyes- Gavin's fist moving towards his jaw. No way he was going to let that fag punch him.

Apollo pushed him into the wall, and constantly punched him in the stomach.

"Stop fucking with me!!!" Justice was breathing heavily.

"You know, people with borderline personality disorder like cursing a lot." Apollo's anger had risen to its highest point, and he let out one last hard punch to Klavier's jaw, and blood sprayed all over the wall and the sidewalk.

"… I don't want to waste my time with you." He walked away, and Klavier watched as he wiped his mouth, and rid his hands of blood.

"See you tomorrow, honey!" Apollo's fists clenched for a few seconds, but he really didn't want to waste his time on him. Klavier wiped his face, and Justice walked around the corner.

There was a little kid, holding a lollipop, mouth wide open, in front of Gavin.

"That was a crime, kid." Ema placed her hands on the kid's shoulders.

"Come on, Will, mommy's waiting for you." She looked up at Klavier.

"Hi." He gave her a smile, even though he was still bleeding.

"Ew. Disgusting creature." And the two sprinted away.

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