A/N: This story is not meant to offend anyone. I also don't own any character from this fic. Thank you for reading this disclaimer.
Dear Naruto-kun,
I'm sure you are just in denial, Naruto.
Maybe I could... help you... to 'convince' yourself? *wink wink*
Actually, Naru is probably better at these stuff than I. HEY! NARU! COME OVER HERE FOR A SECOND!
Signed Naruko Uzumaki
Dear Naruto-kun~,
Why don't we go to a date somewhere!~
I'm sure I can help you… suppress your hormones!~
Signed Naru Uzumaki
P.S. : How big is yours? Tell me!
