A/N: This story is not meant to offend anyone. I also don't own any character from this fic. Thank you for reading this disclaimer.

Dear Naruto-kun,

I'm sure you are just in denial, Naruto.

Maybe I could... help you... to 'convince' yourself? *wink wink*

Actually, Naru is probably better at these stuff than I. HEY! NARU! COME OVER HERE FOR A SECOND!

Signed Naruko Uzumaki


Dear Naruto-kun~,

Why don't we go to a date somewhere!~

I'm sure I can help you… suppress your hormones!~

Signed Naru Uzumaki

P.S. : How big is yours? Tell me!