Author's Note: Hi! This is like my first fanfic (kind of).

This is obviously a Mega Man Fanfic but is a bit of a Kirby Crossover.

Oh yeah there might be a crap load of spelling errors so beware so.....um lets begin!

Disclaimer: Mega man and Kirby belong to Capcom and Hal Laboratory respectively. You know the drill.

Now let's get on with this!


Rockman's Dreamland: Prologue

It's another peaceful day in the city of Blank Space, a town which was too uninspired to give itself a proper name. So anyway,

the sun is shining, the birds are singing and life there seems undisturbed... that is until you travel up north where the tempereature is under 50 and the snow is up to your knees.

Well in this frozen iceland, there lies a fortress/castle thing.

Now for a crudely sculpted snow-fort, It was pretty roomy. Carpeted flooring, metallic curtains, portraits of penguins, ice sculptures, the obligatory Bach pieces playing in the background. This would be the perfect place for a king... but not so much for the servant.

And there was the servant in question, a snail...or what appeared to be a snail, was angerly mopping the floor.

"Damn penguin," he muttered. "I could be causing mayhem in some city or getting well paid to do construction,

Hell, I could even be a crystal sculptor but NO! I'm being forced to work for a disrespectful, arrogant, egotistical penguin!"

"'You, snail! Fetch me a drink!' 'Hey, slug! Resculpt the ice sculpters, there looking lopsided!' 'Diamond Mollusc, this castle isn't going to clean itself y'know!'" The snail would have continued his rant on his pathetically hopeless life if an obnoxiously squeaky voice hadn't interupted his thoughts.

"Crystal Snail! Meet me in my throne room. AND DON'T WASTE TIME!"

"Wow, he actually remembers my name!" the snail thinks sarcastically as he trudges into the throne room.

He walks up to the figure, facing the window.

"About time you showed up!" the figure said as he turned around, revealing itself to be a robotic penguin.

The penguin was wearing a blue robe, which was freakishly similar to another certain blue penguin's except for the colour.

"What would like, your Majesty?" Crystal Snail asked, slightly sneering the word "Majesty".

"I have called you here to ask you a question. What do you think of me?"

Your a hack of a king and you should have been scrapped years ago! Of course, knowing this answer would

earn him to be frozen by Chill Penguin's Shotgun ice, he lied.

"I think your a marvelous king," Crystal Snail replied half - heartily.

"Good, very good. Now, what do my people think of me?"

To be completely honest here, Chill Penguin isn't really looked to as a king. In fact, most of his "subjects" didn't take him seriously. Most of the city continued of with their lives since the idea of a king was useless in today's times. He was just referred to as "that crazy bird in the castle" So, just flat out telling him this would have you flung out of the castle head first.

Knowing this, Crystal Snail lies again.

"They find you to be a very competent king, sire," he replies.

He gets a swift clout to the head from the penguin.

"The HELL?" he curses, rubbing the lump on his head.

"There's a time for brown nosing and there's not a time for brown nosing, NOW LET'S BE SERIOUS HERE!"

Chill Penguin shouts, his temper getting the best of him.

"It's obvious those idiots don't think much of me as they should," he says calming down. "Now, there's got to be a way for them to take me seriously, to make me their supreme leader. To make sure that they know that I'M the boss 'round here."

Crystal Snail stares at him in confusion, wondering if somehow, in these few months of being king, he finally lost his mind.

"Have you ever considered setting an example?" Crystal Snail asks.

The penguin gives him a so-crazy-it-just-might-work grin.

"Any ideas?"

"Choose eight robot masters to cause mayhem throughout the city unless they look up to you as king?"

"Too overused."

"Create a virus that affects all of the robots and can only be cured if they declare you as king?"

"Too complex."

Stroking his beak in thought, Chill gets an idea.

"I know! What if we..."

He begins whispering his dastardly plot to his cohort as a way to annoy the reader with the ultimate cliffhanging cliche.

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Forth Wall? Sorry about that. Just had to point it out there.

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Later, as night fell, an army of Metools marched into the city, under the orders of Chill Penguin. They "carried" bags, lock picks,

and other pilfering tools in order to see too his plan.

"Ha, ha, ha! My plan is going into action! Soon, those fools will regret the day they ever chose to ignore... KING Chill Penguin!"

Crystal Snail, while listening to his monologue sighed while face palming.

"And what makes this even better is those fools won't see this coming since I chose to strike at night!"

"Sir, actually it was my idea-"

"Quiet, You! I'm trying to be dramatic here!"

"As I was saying before I was rudely interupted, Now you will all soon bow down to ME, The rightful king!"

He concludes with the obligatory evil laughter.

But somewhere within the city, a red dog senses the impending danger.

Will King Chill Penguin's insane plot be revealed? Will our hero save the day? Will the fourth wall be in shambles?

Toon in for the next exciting chapter of Rockman's Dreamland!


Author's Note: Yeah so as you can tell, this has been the prologue for Rockman's Dreamland. Sorry it took so long. Do to procrastination and computer problems.

You don't have to go easy on me while reviewing. In fact flames are accepted AS LONG AS THEY ARE CONSTRUCTIVE!