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Basically I'm deleting the Four Swords one and replacing it with this cause nobody liked it anyway I bet.
Plus I'm just procrastinating and putting off updating my Vio and Shadow Read story so suck it up.
Also, warning: I still haven't got to the troll part, so forgive me if I get their quirks wrong.
AT: *Flying helicopter with everyone inside* nEAGH! *Losing control*
CA: uh, tavros?
Everyone: Wah! Waah! Waaah!
AT: *Crashes into side of building*
*Everyone jumps out*
CG: HOLY SHIT.
*Helicopter is jutting out of building sideways*
TA: now that ii2 how you land a heliicopter!
look at that!
beautiiful!
TC: mOtHeRfUcKiNg BeAuTiFuL, bRoThEr. LoOk At ThAt.
AT: (:{
*Chopper lights itself on fire*
CT: D - Oh!
CG: WHAT THE-
*Chopper explodes*
CA: wwoah!
AT: D:{
TA: uh...
yeah...
Battlefield 3 with the Troll Dudes
TA: *In a Jeep* alright kk ready on your end?
CG: *In a jet* YEAH. *Starts driving*
TA: *Starts driving* let2 go!
leet2 go!
CG: *Is driving as well* CHICKEN!
COME ON MOTHER FUCKER!
TA: *Country accent* come on you piiece of 2hiiet!
rawr!
CG: YEAUGH!
*Sollux's Jeep explodes upon impact with Karkat's jet*
CG: UH, DUDE...
TA: *Normal voice* diid ii kiill you?
CG: I DON'T KNOW.
Everyone == Have a Sweet Rave Party!
Everyone: *Dancing*
CA: *Flying a jet trying to do a barrel roll* neeeeagh!
ehh!
neeeeeeagh!
TC: iS tHaT yOu?
AT: iS THAT, uH, yOU?
hAHA!
CT: D - Drop down!
CA: *Does barrel roll* wwoah!
oh shit! *Crashes jet*
TC: *Laughing*
CA: they lovve me!
TA: ii dont know man.
CA: nyeh!
TC: *Tagging the wall*
TA: the hell ii2 he doiing? *Walks over to Gamzee*
*Tank shooting at them*
TA: ah!
he2 taggiing iit!
CA: the hell?
*Tank shoots them again*
TA: oh 2hiit!
CA: wwo-hoah!
TA: *Pulls out a torch* blaaaaaagh!
tag the wall! hurry! *Starts to draw a hand showing the bird*
make our mark!
CA: make our mark.
TA: thii2 ii our turf now! *Finishes tagging wall*
TC: mOtHeR FuCkEr ThIs iS oUr TuRf!
*Laughing*
CG: HOLY JEGUS...
WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
TA: *Uninteligable noises*
CG: OH SHIT! *Sollux crashes into Karkat in a jet*
OH MY G- *Laughing*
TA: *Laughing*
CG: *Inhales* I HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY PANTS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
AT: aLRIGHT, fUCK THIS, i DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS GUYS GOING,
*Jumps out of helicopter*
jAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAH!
*Pulls out parashute* zEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -
CT: D - Might I inquire as to what you are you doing?
AT: -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*Lands on the ground safely* nEAUGH!
CT: *Chuckling*
CA: *Country accent* yehaww here wwe go!
TA: *Country accent* here we go!
*Eridan is driving a Jeep with Sollux in it*
TA: woah!
CA: *Swerves around a fence*
TA: don't let tho2e fence2 2top ya!
CA: *Drives off a cliff* wwooooooooah!
TA: yeeaah!
*Lands*
CA: *Normal voice* is our car on fire im stuck
*Sollux gets out and it is on fire*
TA: *Normal voice* oh!
CA: motor crash
TA: *Country accent* motor cra2h, yeah!
CA: *Country accent* aww yeah!
TA: 2he's a beautiiful truck! *Sits on the hood*
*Truck blows up*
CA: *Normal voice*ah!
TA: *Normal voice* uh, what?
Both: *Laughing*
CG: *Flying a jet with Gamzee inside* I GOT THEM. I GOT THEM.
TC: tHeRe'S a HeL- tHeRe'S a TaNk OvEr ThErE, lEt'S mOtHeR fUcKiNg GeT iT.
CG: *Loses control of jet* WOOOAH!
TC: *Laughing*
CG: *High pitched 'WOAH!'*
*Jet crashes*
TC: *Chucking*
Don't stay tuned for Episode 2 cause I probably won't make it ever! Yay!
