Title: The Pervert and His Enabler
By: USMCcAnthem
Word Count: 401
Date Written: 14 September 2015
Rating: K+
When Naotsugu had logged into Elder Tales that evening he hadn't planned to get trapped in the very game itself. (Though, he thought to himself, he doubted that any of them had decided to get trapped in a video game, but that was beside the point.) Thankfully he had made his character almost exactly like what he looked like in real life or this would have been very awkward. Though he'd found that his face had changed to his actual appearance, which he was thankful for, as he doubted that the scar on his old avatar would've been very pleasant to have. However, the scar wouldn't have been that bad in comparison to some of the people who had made characters of the opposite gender. He shuddered at the thought of losing his manly parts, but a part of his brain mourned the lost opportunity of seeing even more panties. Girls didn't mind changing in front of other girls, right? All those missed chances to see boobs up close and personal…
While a gamer, he did have some chances to get laid. But to have an endless source…
He drooled for a moment before he felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand up, the classic tell of someone watching him. Naotsugu looked around for a moment before he found himself looking at a female Guardian (whose curves were accented brilliantly by the armour she was wearing) who was looking him up and down.
…Was she leering at him?
Slightly offended and just a tiny bit flattered, Naotsugu yelled, "Hey! You! What're you looking at?"
The female smirked and flipped her long brown hair over her shoulder. "You, of course," she drawled. "Your ass is absolutely fine, even through all that armour."
Naotsugu was thrown off for a moment, no one had ever been quite so forward with him before, but he could take what he served and gained back his equilibrium quite quickly. "I thank you," he smirked back and bowed dramatically before standing up straight with a flourish. "And may I just say that you have a fabulous set of knockers yourself."
"Thank you," she winked at him. "They're completely natural. Want to check?"
The two of them laughed while people all around Yamato shivered in unison.
A pervert alone is annoying, yet harmless. But a pervert with an enabler is dangerous.
The Elder Tales world would never be the same again.
A/N:
I had a Log Horizon marathon (the first season) and right after I finished it, this came to mind. Crazy and weird, purposeless, but I like it. Cheers~ USMCcAnthem
