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Moretown

Once more what would have been a romantic trip between Ken Finlayson and his girlfriend Heidi Weinerman ended up being hijacked by three people. Who? Randy Cunningham, Theresa Fowler and Bucky Hensletter. Ken did not give them a hard time about this. He had a heart for lovers, being one himself, and was hoping Randy and Theresa would get together before the year was out. As for Bucky, he was very much someone who would grant someone protection, since Bucky was running away from Bash and so Ken allowed him to come along for the day, as long as he stay where he could be found.

"So…" began Ken as they arrived in Moretown. "None of you are going to go to the Devil's Washbowl are you?"

"Ken… You know me, I do not go out looking for danger." Said Randy.

"Theersa, I mean Theersa, I mean Theresa, is Cunningham saying that with a straight face?" asked Ken.

"He is, that video was fake after all." Replied Theresa. "Besides it isn't like this Pigman really exists." Ken parked his car and then looked back at Theresa. "Anymore! I mean, you say it was first encountered in the, what, 1971?"

"Yeah?"

"And you say this thing is just deformed feral person?"

"Yes."

"Then depending on how old he was when first encountered he has got to be either old and slow or dead." Said Theresa. "Can't we just go in search of his… Wait a minute, why am I negotiating with you? Me and Randy will just go check out that cave!" Theresa and Randy both got out of Ken's car and were about to go to the Devil's Washbowl until they realized they had no idea where it was. Thus they went to ask someone where it was.

Ken sighed. "Bucky…"

"What?"

"Go stop them."

"I thought you told me to—"

"I know what I told you! Just do what I'm saying now! Go stop them!"

"I don't know! Did you bring your triangle and dinger?" asked Ken.

"Never leave home without it." Replied Bucky. Ken couldn't believe he had just heard such a cliché response. "Why?"

"Play badly until they come back here!"

"That's your plan?" asked Heidi. "Have him play badly until they come back? Lets just go and get them! Did you bring your tomahawk?"

"No, Heidi. Try that out of Norrisville and I could get arrested."

"I don't mean to interrupt but if there is some monster here too then are they really going to care?" asked Bucky.

"We can debate this some other time." Said Ken. "Bucky, you just… Alright… we'll all go! Heidi, you talk Theresa out of this… Wait a minute, is this even normal for her? Something does not seem right here. This does not seem normal for either of them… Does it? I feel like this is something I should know about my friends and neighbors. This must not be how they usually are for surely they would not go in search of danger… Or would they not? Perhaps, they both agreed to this. Do sight seeing! Starting with the most infamous part of—"

"Ken, honey…" Heidi placed a hand on Ken's shoulder. "You're starting to monologue. Lets just go and get them!"

"Okay. Is Bucky already out of the car?"

"I'm still here!" exclaimed Bucky. "I have not left the car!"