Revenge is Sweet
A/N
Disclaimer: Are Naruto and Sasuke a couple? No. Are Iruka and Kakashi together? What about Obito still alive? NO! SO THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT IT'S MINE!
Please review. XD Oh, and tell me, what does A/N mean? Also the drawings are basically sexy jutsu on paper, ok?
M for later chapters...
Naruto Uzumaki
Age: 15
Blood Type: A
Favorite Type of Girl: *cough cough* Hello? Sexy Jutsu? Obviously that type.*cough cough*
Stupid, Smart, Middle: Stupid
Single or Taken: Single
Crush: Sakura
Friends: Kiba, Gaara, Shino (kind of), Lee, Shikamaru, Choji, Sai(?), Neji, Kankuro, Iruka, Konohamaru, Udon, Moegi
Other: Naruto has a tattoo on his stomach as well as whisper marks on his cheeks from a reason you'll find out later
So on with the story. Naruto Uzumaki sat in the back of the classroom staring up at his teacher who was trying to explain something that had to do something with chemistry. Naruto didn't know and he really didn't care. He hated school and really wanted to drop out, but his friends wouldn't let him. They also wouldn't let him fail. He refused to thank them, but he was actually thankful. He really would have hated to go to summer school. I mean like the regular nine months wasn't enough. He might have resorted to suicide. Well he thought he would have, but we all know he never would have. And so did he.
"Naruto! Naruto! Mr. U-zu-ma-ki!" His teacher called angrily making everyone laugh.
Naruto looked, and I mean actually looked at his teacher. Before when I said staring, he was, but was one of those I'm-looking-at-you-but-not-understanding-a-word-that's-coming-out-of-your-mouth stares. "Wha' d'ya' want, Ebisu-sensei?" he asked not caring how rude he sounded.
Ebisu scoffed quietly before saying, "Page 250, paragraph 3. READ IT!"
Naruto just did all he was told while he really wanted to run out the door, flicking him off. Ebisu seemed to know this as he was standing in front of the only exist. Sasuke-teme was smirking at him over his shoulder mouthing the word "dobe". Naruto scowled slightly, but thought it best to continue reading the foreign language of "chemistry".
When he was done there was five more minutes of class. Naruto groaned and sat back in his seat. It was time for the End of Class Question. Great. Of course Sasuke raised his hand first and answered it first. God, he hated Sasuke.
The bell rang and it was finally time to get out of this hell-hole. Now on to the next: History. "Hey, Kiba what up!" he called as he ran after his friend, this unfortunately caused him to run past the all-too-cocky Uchiha who we all know oh too well.
"Dobe, try to pay attention some time. Don't want another mishap like that, now do we?" he sneered.
"Oh, teme, when will you ever learn?" Naruto retorted as he swung around and nailed the Uchiha in the side of his head and ran off. This provided little help with his escape as they were going to the same place.
The Uchiha just shook his head and walked languidly after Naruto. ( Now I know what you are all thinking. OH MY GOD! HOW THE HELL DID HE ACTUALLY MANAGE TO HIT SASUKE? And yes that did have to be in all caps. If you're smart you'll understand and be able to read between the lines.)
Somehow Naruto had managed to slip out of History (class had actually ended) under Sasuke's radar, or so he thought. No Sasuke just had something planned for later, much later. And yes revenge will be so sweet. Naruto had headed, somewhat stealthily, to the cafeteria. He ended up with every public school's normal everyday lunch: An array of colored mush. Okay so maybe it wasn't all mush, but if you didn't count the drink, bag of chips, and a tiny container of ice cream, it was.
"Naruto, come on! We're eating outside to today!" called an enthusiastic Inuzuka.
Naruto nodded his head and scurried outside. "Did you actually bring food to make up the mush, Choji?"
Choji looked at him and nodded eagerly. "Of course! Is there I day I don't?"
Naruto looked at him and smiled. "Why did I even ask?"
Shikamaru was sprawled out on the grass watching the clouds roll by as he replied simply, "Because you don't think before you talk, baka."
Naruto glared at before asking, "Why are you my friend again?"
"Like I know."
Naruto laughed before getting kicked to the ground. "Naruto-kun, why don't we have a match right now? I just finished my lunch Gai-sensei recommended for me and I'm ready to go! Let's sweat our youth's sweat together!"
"L-lee! I'm going to eat first, so get the hell off me!"
"Sorry ,Naruto-kun. I was just really excited. Gai-sensei's been really helpful lately. I just wanted to try some of the things he's taught me outside of class." Lee sat down with a sigh.
"Sorry we're late, everybody," said an obtrusive red-head, "Jiraiya-sensei let us out late." Behind him was Shino, Sai, Neji, and Kankuro.
Naruto smiled, "Forgiven if I get cookies."
Halfway through lunch Iruka came to join them. "Too bad Seniors have a different lunch time than Freshman, I barely ever get to see you guys!"
Naruto turned around and hugged his first friend, "Iruka!"
The rest of the laughed as, once again, Naruto was kicked to the ground. "Naruto! Let me show you my greatest one yet!" Yes, Konohamaru had snuck out of Middle School just to see Naruto, and show him his latest drawing. Unfortunately he had forced Moegi and Udon to come with him. As Konohamaru kept Naruto pinned, he dug his sketchbook out of his pack and beamed at his most recent pride and joy.
When Naruto saw it, however, he simply stated, "I made that one last month. Come up with something else. And also get the hell off me!"
Konohamaru smiled sheepishly. "You always beat me. Show me your newest one!"
Naruto complied and showed him one that caused the rest of his friends to have a nose bleed.
"Naruto put that away!" Screamed a guilty Iruka. "Where did I go wrong?"
Naruto beamed at him, "Oh, OtÅsan, it's not your fault that you have all those perverted "friends"."
Iruka blushed heavily, stood up, and walked away, leaving everyone to their laughter.
Lunch had ended and Naruto was right about to enter English when an Uchiha stopped him and punched in his face. Part one of the ultimate revenge: done.
A/N~
Night: *Evil Laughter*
Owl: Has Dreamer finally started getting to you? I always wondered when that would happen...
Day: OMFG What are we going to do. Owl, PROMISE me you won't turn into a pervert, too!
Night: Hey, I'm not a pervert.
Owl: Says the person who's writing an M Fan fiction
Night:...
Day: Owl! You didn't answer my question.
Owl: ...
Day & Night: O.o
Owl: Kidding
Night: Where did Dreamer go, anyway?
Owl & Day: Uhhhhh...
All: *Turns attention to coca cola supply.* It's all gone?
Dreamer: *Drawing on walls. Singing rock songs. Talking to a self I didn't know I had.*
All: O.o Dreamer, GO BUY MORE COKE NOW!
Dreamer: *Runs out door singing.*
Naruto: I'm going to have to kill you.
Sasuke: *Comes in with a baseball bat.*
Night: RUN!
