A/N: These were all written in a notebook found on my desk. I guess I've been scribbling ideas longer then I realized. Hehe. Anyway, now presenting, Ruby's Drabble/One-Shot Archive! Look forward to lots of characters and randomness I suppose.
Man of Action:
"I suppose I could move the white tiger to make room for the miniature elephant." Dixon Bainbridge thought to himself as he surveyed his lavish office. "Or perhaps I could place the three headed giraffe beside the albino polar bear. Choices, choices."
The man of action's thick fingers stroked his glorious silver grey moustache thoughtfully. Reorganizing his office always took such ample amounts of brain power, not that he had any shortage of said power. He sank into his leather desk chair and his mind began to drift as his eyes got lost in those of the white tiger skin rug on the plush velvet office carpeting.
"I am an amazing person. A real man of action." He thought to himself, nodding accordingly. "I don't know what this world would do without me. Hm.. I suppose it would simply crumble. It would be crushed beneath the weight of problems I bear on my own shoulders for it. Yes, my broad perfect shoulders are all the world can truly rely on. Without me, Dixon Bainbridge present there's no doubt in my mind the world would simply fall to its knees under the sheer weight of all I carry for all of Earth's citizens."
A small self satisfied smile appeared on his lips. Bainbridge stood and with long regal strides, crossed his office to stand in front of the window over looking the Zooniverse.
"Without me all of this would be gone. Incinerated by enemies from other worlds, kept at bay by my reputation alone. Terrifying and violent invaders who have no doubt heard of my prowess in the field of adventuring." He set his hands on his hips and admired his own reflection in the window. "Without my reputation keeping these hostile invaders away, the people of earth would be helpless. Without my well known tales from the jungle, arctic, mountains, plains, deserts and damn well any other place I choose to adventure to this world would fast be invaded by marauding creatures from far away worlds." He nodded. Nothing he thought was anything less then fact. Truly he was the planets first and only line of defense.
"Ma-Bainbridge? It's Bobby Bob Bob. There's a problem with the Stretchy Leaf Eaters." Fossil poked his head into the door and smiled sheepishly.
Conquests would have to wait. For now, the Zooniverse and his useless staff needed him. "Cant you do anything Fossil? I'm coming."
