"Katara, this is for you" He said, and cleared his throat. After several awkward moments of silence, Aang began to sing in a angelic voice, which was with out a doubt altered with Airbending. "I still feel your touch when you sleep next to me. I still hear your voice, in my dreams." Katara stood up and walked over to him, with a loving loom in her eyes, and continues his part, causing shock from everyone except herself. "Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why, with out you its hard to survive."
As the chorus came up, the two grabbed each other's hand, and sang together. "Cuz, every time we touch, I get this feeling! Cuz every time we touch, i swear I could fly.. listen to my-
"BOO! ENOUGH OF THIS ROMANTIC CHEESE! BOO!" Sokka screamed at the two. He reached down, took off his boots, and threw them at the lovers on the stage. Aang gasped, then placed his hands at his hips and scoffed at Sokka, making himself look very gay.
"FINE! IF YOU GONNA BE THAT WAY THEN..UGH" Aang said, followed by a invisible hairflip, then said in a very dramatic, shakespearean way... "come Katara my love.. lets BE OFF!" he riped off his fancyifull monk robes, to reveal a super man costume, then grabbed Katara's waist, while extending his fist in the air, then began to fly in the air, his cape flapping behind.
"Oh! My hero!" Katara exclaimed in a very seductive voice. "And a very SEXY one too *giggle."
"Oh Katara, lets go now, and eat romantic french toast, and watch scary movies that will hopefully get me laid!"
They fly away into the golden sunset, leaving me (I don't even remember how I got there but I was there.) Sokka, and Toph, looking absolutely bewildered, and slightly disturbed. Toph, out of no where, doubled over onto the ground in loud, obnoxious laughter, as Sokka turned a dark, crimson red and turned to me, obviously angry.
"WHAT DID I JUST WRITE?" I half asked, half screamed.
"I don't know, BUT UNWRITE IT! NOW" Sokka demanded, his face still very red indeed. "UNWRITE IT BEFORE AANG SCORES WITH MY SISTER! Quick! They're still watching the scary movie! Now unwrite it, before they make it to the bedroom!
"Um..r-right. Y-yeah. On it!" I stammered nervously. I raised my hands, and a large, purple cloud of magical dust appears. After the dust cleared the air, katara and Aang were revealed, sitting next to each other, with Aang looking quite disappointed.
"HEY! WHAT GIVES! I was just about to lose my virginity and the last few drops of innocence I have that connects me to the monks!" Aang yelled, crossing his arms.
"Wait, you're still a virgin twinkle toes?
"Um.. yeah. I am." Toph's eyebrows raised, then a satisfied smile crept upon her porcelain face.
"Wow. You are really less of a man than I thought.
"HEY! I am a man! Trust me. TRUST ME." Sokka scrunched his face, wondering what he meant by that, while Toph struggled to keep a serious face.
"And just because the world is filled with peer pressuring to have sex at a young age, doesn't mean that choosing to the moral codes of life (aka, abstinence from sex) makes you less manly. It makes you just all the more respectful."
"Hmm, well spoken twinkle toes. But wait, weren't you just disappointed because you lost the chance to bang Sugar-Queen over there?" Toph teased.
"um.. well. that wasn't really me. That was Kataang-is-MYLFE, who was writing out my destiny." he explained.
"You could have fought against it!" Said Sokka.
"Yeah, not really. She sorta decides that. She holds the power to our destiny, our minds and the way we move, talk, and even think. The reason why we are here. She even holds the key to or lives."
"Mmm...thats creepy!" Sokka replied.
"So Kataang-is-MYLIFE, I have a question for you." Aang said.
"Hm?"
"Are you gong to have me bang Katara, or what?"
"Yeah, I think so. I am a hardcore Kataang fan, so yeah. Go ahead and strip her of her virginity. *POOF (purple cloud appears, and the couple disappears.) Sokka stared over to me and shot me a deadly-glare.
"I hate you." He stated firmly, then walked away.
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Well, this was a very interesting chapter. I wrote this a few days ago at 2:00 am, so I was slightly insane when I wrote this. I can honestly say that during the daytime when my saneness is still intact, I would never write this. So excuse my raunchy randomness. I hope you enjoyed it! Oh, and by the way, I have absolutely nothing against Gay people. I love gay people actually. I've always kinda wanted a gay, black guy friend, *stares wistfully at the ceiling. uh.. mmmHmm. *clears throat. Yeah. Anyways...
I put in a little paragraph about what I think about the modern world and how the media seems to be forcing people at a young age to think that to live in this world, you must have sex, and if you don't, there's something wrong with you. But no. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin. Your virginity is something special and that you hold hold close to you, and when the time is right and you really love and trust someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them, then its fine. But don't feel like you need to have sex. Being a virgin until marriage is something you should pride yourself on, not something that should bring yourself down. :)
