Disclaimer: All rights belong to Julie Plec. A/N: Squee! I have so many ideas for some drabbles with Josh/Davina/Hayley! Title inspired by Lana Del Rey's song. I liked the lyrics. Enjoy xx

1.

Gods & Monsters

~ in the land of Gods and monsters

i was an angel, living in the garden of evil ~

Hayley crossed her arms, leaning against the door so she could hear if Davina was still in her room. If she were sixteen she knew there wasn't a chance she'd stay. Davina's circumstances were obviously different, considering Sophie and the witches needed her to finish the Harvest and resurrect three dead girls, one being Sophie's niece who were providing Davina with most of her powers. Hayley smiled when she remembered going to Davina in the first place and promising they should look out for each other: her, Davina and Josh.

"You're Hayley, Klaus' wife?"

"What? Ew! No."

She'd been listening through the door for five minutes and was giving Davina the benefit of the doubt until, suspicious to her ears, the sound of a body falling in, or was it out? of her window made her barge through in an undignified manner. It was Josh. For someone who was supposed to have brains, Josh was a bad example.

She swung open the door.

"What the hell are you doing?" Hayley demanded.

"Busting in, what do you think?" Josh said from the floor.

"And tell me why you couldn't use the front door?" Hayley asked.

"Uh, hello! Klaus! I'm pretty sure I'm not in his top three favourite people in New Orleans at the moment, considering how I betrayed him."

"I would have opened the door, smuggled you in and distracted Klaus. Besides, it's Thursday, he and Marcel are at Rousseau's until late, discussing war tactics," Hayley sighed.

"I'd rather not take that chance," Josh said.

"So landing on what looks like a sewing needle seemed a better idea, was it?" Hayley sighed.

"That's a price I'll have to pay, do you mind?" Josh asked, rolling onto his side as Davina helped him to his feet and he yanked the sewing needle from his thigh. It would heal now he was a vampire.

"Davina, I came to tell you that the witches are planning something. I heard one of them, Sabine talking about how -" he averted his eyes when he pointed at Hayley's stomach. "it is going to bring about the end of the world, and I wanted to warn you that we need some kind of protection spell to stop them from creating this earthquake and doing us all in."

"Doing us in? Who speaks like that? You've definitively been spending too much time with Rebekah or reading too many Agatha Christie novels, for that matter..." Hayley interjected.

"Hey, they're my favourite crime mysteries," Josh muttered.

"If Klaus kills you and we have to locate your head from your body, I'll remind you of that. Davina you don't believe in this garbage that my baby girl is evil, do you?"

"Well, she is the spawn of Satan, the hybrid king..." Davina murmured.

"She's part of me. She's a hybrid only because of Klaus. She's a miracle baby."

"Whatever she is, the witches are spooked. I've never seen them prepare to such lengths, granted I've only been a vampire for three months," Josh explained.

"If you keep this up, you're going to be easy bait for whatever is out there," Hayley said as Davina swung her legs from her bed, twirling her brown hair in one hand, with a worried expression.

A/N: Please review. Just a little idea. I probably won't expand on this, but wanted to jot it down anyway.