I was reading a Max suicide fic and this came to me. It is a lame play on words.


Maximum Ride.

Sounds like a roller coaster, right? Nope, it was her name. We call her Max.

The other day while I was cooking, Max was being motherly about Fang keeping his room clean. Apparently she went to spend kissy time with him and couldn't see the floor over the black clothes. The room is dark so how can you see the floor anyway.

Well, that is when it came to be.

"Maxi Mum," I said aloud.

Max stopped her lecturing, Fang sighed in relied, and they turned to look at me.

"What is it Ig?" She sounded worried. Normally only the mad scientist of the month calls her Maximum.

"You're name," I answered with a smile. I'm sure they were giving me confused looks.

"What about it?"

"You are maximum, the best and awesomest. You always acting like our mother, or mum. You are the Maxi Mum."

There was silence for a moment. Gazzy started laughing first.

"Maxi Mum, I get it."

"Iggy," Fang began seriously, "that was lame." He sounded like he was smiling.

I shrugged and went back to my cooking. We were having pancakes for dinner.


I hate how short this is but there seems to be nothing else to add at this point.

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