A SURVIVOR'S GUIDE TO: SURVIVING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
A Crappy Story about Zombies that really isn't a Guide at all
What if you suddenly get plunged into a Zombie Apocalypse without Warning? Nah, of course not yet! Or maybe never! Let's just not hope that some mad little scientist suddenly spreaded a virus that makes human into voracious flesh-eating little smelly freaks that turns you into these mindless stinky twerps. Anyways, this is a story about Seth Greens, a professional comedian, in a post-apocalyptic environment, struggling to survive, find more survivors, & somehow undo this plague of stinky-breathed pale creatures (running out of funny words here...) who is in desperate need of moutwash & maybe a pedicure, while making punny puns & jokes along the way.
A typical fanfic by the same author who made: When Amanda got Drunk is now in here! Rated M for Matured because there are gore, brutal violence, funny adult jokes that is a fanfic of the famous zombie game made by PikPokâ„¢ Into the Dead! Well now I know your gonna ignore the rating so you could read this piece of shitty piece of amazing crap, even if your 10 or even 6! Well, what do I know, freedom maddafakkas! fuck da police! YOLO! Any other sentences that has something related to freedom! (I have a problem... shit.) Well, just fucking read the Prologue & get along with it!
P.S: There are NO fucking category in the Games Section: Into The Dead so... I'll be going on the Saw Category until there is the Category I just stated earlier (shit, I'm becoming professional time to do something:) bingle-borp labarpinshnoogles!(yeah, that worked) so yeah... no haters. :3
