Custody Battle: Dad Might vs Dadzawa

Shouto had no idea how he'd ended up in this situation. It started off like any other day, with classes going as per usual, until All Might and Mr. Aizawa walked through the door of the classroom (rolled through in a sleeping bag in Aizawa's case) having an intense debate. Was that the word 'father' he heard? What was going on? The next thing he knew, Shouto was squeezed between Midoriya and Yoayorozu in a court room, while as best as he could figure, All Might and Mr. Aizawa we're having a court battle over... them?

Not only was all of Class 1-A was crammed into the seats with him, that general studies student from the sports festival, the big three, as well as that Eri girl Midoriya and the others had rescued were also there.

Next to him, Yoayorozu shook herself out of her confused state of shock.

"What's going on?" She said. Midoriya looked at her from across Shouto

"I think All Might And Mr. Aizawa are in a custody battle over us..." he trailed off.

Shouto smiled. "I'm ok with this," he said. Midoriya placed a hand on his shoulder with a comforting look. On his other side, Uraraka spoke up,

"But what about our actual parents?"All Might and Aizawa, apparently hearing her question, turned in unison and said,

"Well obviously it'd be a split custody"

"Oh" Uraraka replied, blinking confusedly, "Ok."

All Might and Mr. Aizawa has already gone back to arguing back and forth in front of a shocked looking Judge. Shouto smiled again. Ya, he was ok with this either way.

Finally the Judge shook off his shock, and banged his gavel to stop the arguing heroes. "ORDER!!!!" He yelled, before continuing more calmly,

"Please, one at a time, explain to me what's going on? Eraser Head, if you will?"

"Rationally speaking, to protect our students from the increasing threat from the league of villains, it's only logical we become legal guardians, since we're already doing so," Mr. Aizawa monotoned. "My colleague will be by shortly to officially adopt his Class 1-B as well, our problem is that All Might and myself cannot come to an agreement as to who should watch over this Hell Class."

"But why are there other students here?" Asked the judge.

"We like them too," came All Might's reply. "Oh. Well why don't you just split the custody like you suggested with their actual parents" Intoned the Judge.

From somewhere behind him, Shouto heard Kaminari gasp and whisper incredulously,

"He's actually going along with this?" He gasped again. If he had to guess, Shouto would have to say Jiro had jabbed him with her earphone jacks. It also helped that she responded,

"They're pro heroes Jamming Whey, they have a lot of credibility to their names."

Next to Shouto, Midoriya has fainted, the idea of All Might adopting him clearly too much to comprehend. Uraraka was rubbing soothing circles on his hand and preventing him from falling out of his chair. Apparently, All Might and Mr. Aizawa hadn't thought of the judges suggestion. They looked at each other in surprise.

"Ya, that'll work," they said together.

Shouto looked around to see the others reactions. The big three students seemed to be taking this in stride. Was this common at UA? The Gen Ed student seemed to be sleeping. Good for him, he looked tired. The Little girl Eri was barely containing herself in the excitement of the prospect of a real family.

His Classmates has varying reactions. Some like Kirishima and Mina were clearly excited, if not a little confused. Mineta, the gross perverse dumbass he is, was looking like an idiot, as per usual. Tsuyu was as unreadable as always. Bakugou was actually smiling. That was probably the creepiest thing Shouto had ever seen. Midoriya was still passed out with Uraraka and Iida trying to make sure he was ok.

Shouto himself couldn't wait to give his father this huge 'Fuck you'. While all of this reactioning was going on, the Judge and the pros had ironed out the details. They would be at their original homes most of the time (drat), while they alternated between the homes of each pro every other weekend.

After figuring out the rest of the details with the Judge, Shouto helped the rest of the Dekusquad (in his opinion Todorokisquad sounded cooler, but he only really hung out with Midoriya and Yoayorozu anyway) carry the still unconscious Midoriya back to the shuttle bus. Turns out Uraraka solved that problem by using her quirk on him and carried him back princess style.

"Lucky bastard," the GenEd kid complained, "I wanna get carried too..."

On the Bus ride back to UA, Shouto struck upon an idea sure to piss off his old man even more.

"Hey All Might?" He intoned.

"Yes Young Todoroki?"

"Can I call you Dad?"

All Might promptly passed out in the same way Midoriya (who was thankfully finally awake) had back in the courtroom. (Not a secret love child Shouto's ass, they're exactly the same).

In the end, they all ended up calling him 'Dad Might', and Mr. Aizawa became 'Eraser Dad' outside of school hours. According to Midoriya, this was the best year of his life, between getting to call All Might 'Dad' and actually having friends. (That earned him a group hug).