How the Death Eater's got their name.

A/N: This is a little crap story I wrote about how the Death Eaters got their loverly name. Um..please review! I know it sucks, but I'm desperate and tired!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. And never will. *le sigh*

One day, Draco "Sexy Bitch" Malfoy, as Miss Kim would probably refer to him as, was at a meeting with his fellow Death Eater buddies.

"So, what's the topic of today's meeting?" Lucius Malfoy banged the gavel on the table to start the meeting.

Draco had a suggestion! "How about: Why the Hell we call ourselves 'Death Eaters?' I mean what do we do? Eat Death? That's so freakin' stupid. We really should think of a ne-"

"SILENCE!! You will NEVER criticize my ideas! Forever fear me!" Lord Voldermort yelled through the magical intercom that was in hooked up in the meeting room. He then made all the Death Eater's tattoo things burn with his fiery rage from HELL! BWHAHAHA!!

"Well, can you just answer me this, Dark Lord? Why are we called the Death Eaters? What's the story behind it?" Draco tired to ask as politely as he could.

"Since you asked so nicely, I shall tell you. Way back when I was in school at Hogwarts, there was a lovely group of Aurors. They called themselves the Death Fighters. It was rather cheesy if you ask me. But that's not the point. So they went around TRYING to fight death or whatever, they weren't even that good. So, being that I was the Head Boy at the time, they tried to recruit me to their group. But I had future plans. So I was like 'Hell no get away from me.' And BAM! I killed the little bitches. Great fun. Everyone was in a panic. 'Oh my gods! Oh my gods!' Everyone was screaming. Then I became Lord Voldermort. Anywoo, I needed a group myself. So I was all 'I need a group name and shiznit' So I decided to call you all Death Eaters because one, I ate the Death Fighter's leader and it just sounds totally wicked, which is good. So..that's about it! Any questions?'

The Death Eaters just sat there in silence. Voldermort got angry so he ate them all too.

THE END!!