Dinin Do'Urden and Drizzt Do'Urden are copyright R.A. Salvatore
Elaith Craulnober is copyright Elaine Cunningham
Marisa Van'Kre and Lord Van'Kre are copyright Marisa H (Lady Serpentine)
Marisa, Elaith and Drizzt are all in bed together (to make Marisa's fantasy come true), Dinin was in a very good mood until he walked into the room and seen the three of them together. Dinin then ran out of the room madly to get drunk to forget the terrible image in his mind from this morning. A day and a half later no one has heard or seen Dinin.
Elaith and Drizzt are embarrassed about having a threesome but especially because they got caught. They are both hoping that Dinin doesn't let word out about this. If Dinin doesn't tell the world Marisa will. Anyways there's a 99.99% chance that Dinin will since he hates both of them. Marisa is totally overjoyed because the whole world will know that she got to sleep with 2 of the sexiest guys at the same time. That is as long as Mari's father doesn't find out.
The next day as Mari was reading the elven newspaper the three main articles were these. Mysterious Elf Seen With Backstreet Boys! There right next to the article that read mysterious drunken elf is seen with the crappy band Backstreet Boys. After the elf was sobered up he ran away ashamed and embarrassed of who he was seen with. Because of course this would be in the elven news anything that embarrassed an elf was one of the top headlines. Marisa didn't realize that it was Dinin until she seen the drunken elf with the five pitiful band members.
The next headline read: The Famous Marisa Van'Kre Caught In Bed With Drizzt Do'Urden and Elaith Craulnober At The Same Time! The Article read: Earlier in the week Dinin walked in to Marisa room to give her a cheerful good morning when his poor little eyes seen Marisa with two other elves Drizzt and Elaith. Dinin then went running madly out of the room and this explains his drunken mistake. Right next to this article was a picture of Marisa, Drizzt and Elaith in bed. A comment from Marisa: I like the fame from the article but I didn't know there would be a picture. Damn I knew there was a reason I shouldn't have got Dinin that camera and that explains the blinding flash that I thought was just me coming out of my favorite fantasy. As Marisa finishes reading the article she jumps for joy because she is now in the elven newspaper while in the background you see Elaith and Drizzt turning tomato red.
The last major headline read this: Lord Van'Kre Ready to Kill! The article said this: Lord Van'Kre (Marisa's Father) is trying to hunt down Elaith and Drizzt so he can torture and kill them slowly because he found out that they were sleeping with his precious daughter. There was a rather scary picture of Lord Van'Kre with a caption that said: If I ever find those two rotten scumbags the will never see the light of day again. Comment from Marisa: He wasn't supposed to find out! (Sob, sniff)
Later that day a very ashamed and embarrassed Dinin comes back and claims he is never leaving the house because of the taunting he would receive from the outer world. Drizzt and Elaith go into hiding (Mari is depressed) so that Lord Van'Kre can let some steam off and they may have a few more days to live. Marisa is still waiting to hear what punishment her father will give her. And the author along with many other idiots (Marisa Treena Teresa) all think this reading is horrible.
Author Comments: this is just a stupid little story I made up because I felt like doing something.
Elaith Craulnober is copyright Elaine Cunningham
Marisa Van'Kre and Lord Van'Kre are copyright Marisa H (Lady Serpentine)
Marisa, Elaith and Drizzt are all in bed together (to make Marisa's fantasy come true), Dinin was in a very good mood until he walked into the room and seen the three of them together. Dinin then ran out of the room madly to get drunk to forget the terrible image in his mind from this morning. A day and a half later no one has heard or seen Dinin.
Elaith and Drizzt are embarrassed about having a threesome but especially because they got caught. They are both hoping that Dinin doesn't let word out about this. If Dinin doesn't tell the world Marisa will. Anyways there's a 99.99% chance that Dinin will since he hates both of them. Marisa is totally overjoyed because the whole world will know that she got to sleep with 2 of the sexiest guys at the same time. That is as long as Mari's father doesn't find out.
The next day as Mari was reading the elven newspaper the three main articles were these. Mysterious Elf Seen With Backstreet Boys! There right next to the article that read mysterious drunken elf is seen with the crappy band Backstreet Boys. After the elf was sobered up he ran away ashamed and embarrassed of who he was seen with. Because of course this would be in the elven news anything that embarrassed an elf was one of the top headlines. Marisa didn't realize that it was Dinin until she seen the drunken elf with the five pitiful band members.
The next headline read: The Famous Marisa Van'Kre Caught In Bed With Drizzt Do'Urden and Elaith Craulnober At The Same Time! The Article read: Earlier in the week Dinin walked in to Marisa room to give her a cheerful good morning when his poor little eyes seen Marisa with two other elves Drizzt and Elaith. Dinin then went running madly out of the room and this explains his drunken mistake. Right next to this article was a picture of Marisa, Drizzt and Elaith in bed. A comment from Marisa: I like the fame from the article but I didn't know there would be a picture. Damn I knew there was a reason I shouldn't have got Dinin that camera and that explains the blinding flash that I thought was just me coming out of my favorite fantasy. As Marisa finishes reading the article she jumps for joy because she is now in the elven newspaper while in the background you see Elaith and Drizzt turning tomato red.
The last major headline read this: Lord Van'Kre Ready to Kill! The article said this: Lord Van'Kre (Marisa's Father) is trying to hunt down Elaith and Drizzt so he can torture and kill them slowly because he found out that they were sleeping with his precious daughter. There was a rather scary picture of Lord Van'Kre with a caption that said: If I ever find those two rotten scumbags the will never see the light of day again. Comment from Marisa: He wasn't supposed to find out! (Sob, sniff)
Later that day a very ashamed and embarrassed Dinin comes back and claims he is never leaving the house because of the taunting he would receive from the outer world. Drizzt and Elaith go into hiding (Mari is depressed) so that Lord Van'Kre can let some steam off and they may have a few more days to live. Marisa is still waiting to hear what punishment her father will give her. And the author along with many other idiots (Marisa Treena Teresa) all think this reading is horrible.
Author Comments: this is just a stupid little story I made up because I felt like doing something.
