I do not own Naruto or this song.

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I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.

Naruto was lying besides is girlfriend Hinata. She was sleeping peacefully; her soft skin and gentle expression made her look like an angel. Though Naruto liked her, their relationship was slowly going down hill. They had been together for a while now and things were just, well, not interesting.

So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

Naruto sighed as he took out the paper and flipped though the pages. He came across a personal ad and read with interest:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

Without thinking twice about Hinata, he grabbed a scroll and wrote to the paper. They had fallen into an old, dull routine and this might be the answer to his problems. "Hmmm…" thought Naruto when he finished, "I'm no poet, but it's not half-bad."

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called Ichiraku, where we'll plan our escape."

"That should be good enough," he thought. He sealed it quietly and sent it to the paper.

The next day Naruto sat in Ichiraku's slurping up his BBQ pork ramen as he waited with high hopes. "I hope she's pretty" he thought as he finished the bowl.

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.

Finally, a young woman came into the bar. He immediately knew her pearly white eyes and her warm smile. It was none other than his own girlfriend Hinata!

It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

At first she was a little confused, but than she giggled, "Oh, it's you Naruto."

Naruto looked at her in awe before he said, "Hinata-chan! I never knew…"

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

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