I love Juunanagou so much... I dress like him, I sleep in my lucky Juu-chan socks and bandana, and spend hours staring at the sky, in case he's flying by and needs directions. Yes, I know I'm pshyco! Deal with it.
Reflections on a gift of being absorbed
Android Seventeen's Private Journal
Entry One
I don't know why or how, but I appear to be doomed. I am probably in shock, as I can write this without screaming. I GOT EATEN BY A FREAKING BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT ATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man this really really sucks for me...
Some Time Later
Alright, I am now used to the fact that I have been EATEN BY A BUG!!!!!! Well, as used to THAT fact as you can get. I am writing this on a hard drive that apparently contained Son Goku's eating habits, but I have no use for that now. The disk contains a LOT of room, Son Goku must have a very large range of preferred foods. My name is Android Seventeen, just #17 for short. I was recently eaten BY A BUG!!!!!! Something is happening, the walls are shaking. Maybe the bug is eating my sister... it is talking, it has the most annoying voice when it completely surrounds you... Hey. HEY!!!! It's talking in MY voice!!! The nerve!! And I am NOT that dumb sounding! It's saying, "It feels great being one with Cell. Let it absorb you too!"
That is most definetely false advertising.
"No, Eighteen! Don't listen!" Sixteen? He's still alive?
"Shut up! You can't understand us, machine!" The monster is using my voice again. Or a really whiny version of it. "What's wrong with having the ultimate power?"
I scream as loud as I can, hoping that they can hear me. "What's wrong with the ultimate power??? If it goes with the ultimate ugliness, that's what!!"
Cell ignores me and goes on. "Now we can destroy Son Goku like Master Gero wanted!"
It's a stupid place to feel happy, but I do. My sister will immediately pick up that mistake.
"Hey, we hated Dr. Gero for turning us into cyborgs. Juunanagou would never call him master!"
She is way too smart, but sometimes it comes in handy.
"Well, I'll just have to take you by force!"
Uh oh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again, later:
I was knocked out, apparently someone tried to fight Cell and hit me, the idiots! Am now going to sleep awhile, my head might stop hurting then...
Well, tell me what you think! Thank you for watching the idiot show.
