Hello there! I am MoO (Shut up), and I will be your host. This is my Truth or Dare fic, and I thank KBB for giving me the idea. It's rather remarkable that I haven't done this before, but hey, it's up now.

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Legend of Zelda: Truth or Dare

MoO: Welcome, I am your host on this wonderful little fic. This fic will consist of the usual ToD standards: 1) Take dares in reviews, 2) torture the LoZ cast whenever possible, and 3) Use ungodly powerful powers to do anything I fucking want.

(Applause sign lights up)

Crowd: *silence*

MoO: ... No applause? Kaine! Kill! ...?! What the- Where are you, you slacker bastard?! Screw it, SECURITY!!!

(Eight dozen armed guards pour out of the doors and start shooting blindly into the crowd)

MoO: ... Not really what I was going for, but this is actually better, if the cops found out about what I'm about to do I'd get life. Of course I could just kill them and leave, but that would just lead to warrants, the FBI, Terrorist recruiters, and all sorts of annoying-assed problems.

(A tall, pale man in his late twenties walks onto the stage. He is wearing a red and gold coat similar to Genesis' in FF7: Crisis Core, black dress slacks and black shoes. His light brown hair is tied in a pony-tail that goes down to his mid-back in the back, while the hair in front framed his face. He was wearing gold trimmed black glasses (the kind that look kind of cool, not the nerdy crap) and had a crescent shaped scar over his left eye. He is holding a black book in his hand, reading the red ink on the black paper as he walks over to MoO)

Every fangirl in crowd: *Mind-numbingly high pitched fangirls screams*

???: *without looking up* (Whips out a giant black and gold pistol/shotgun and fires off a 55 caliber bullet at each of their heads, which explode into a gory mess half a second later.) Fangirls, they're everywhere nowadays aren't they?

MoO: Kaine, there you are. Where the hell were you? The fic started alre- is that the new Necronomicron?! (Rushes over to get better look)

Kaine: Yup, took a while but I finally got the damned thing.

MoO: ...

Kaine: ?

MoO: Where exactly did you get that?

Kaine: Now what does that matter? (walks over to the garbage can and throws a severed head in)

MoO: ... I figured as much. Anyway this is Kaine, an OC of mine. He is also an extension of myself, just as Rajak is. While Rajak is an extension of my dangerously unstable desire to destroy, Kaine is my scholarly, do-whatever side, though this is the first time he's ever been in the world outside my mind.

Kaine: I'm just glad there's a library in there, or it'd be unbearable.

MoO: Yes, well, would you please pull the lever?

Kaine: Certainly. (pulls a random lever in the wall and the LoZ cast falls out of the sky.

Link: Oww... Where? (Sees MoO, and realizes) OH SHIT! A TRUTH OR DARE FIC!!!

LoZ cast: WHAT?! RUN!!! (all run through the many doors in the giant circular room, which lead to everywhere to the castle kitchen to a garden of flesh-eating roses)

MoO: (turns on a set of monitors) Well, this should be good! Hey Kai- (looks at Kaine, who is floating upside down reading his book) ... Why?

Kaine: Why not?

MoO: Touché. Anyway, I'll round them up later, please review! Also, Rajak will be joining us eventually, but he's a little... Preoccupied at the moment.

???: *from the monitor* HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PRIVATE CHAMBERS?!?! (Tingle is laying on a large purple bed when a pissed off man with white hair comes in, a large katana in hand)

MoO: Speak of the devil.

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Review, I need dares to move this along.