The Odd Pair and Those with Loose Lips

(Do not own Bleach. R&R. No flames. Rated M for sex.)

"Oh, Ikkaku … Rangiku!" Yells Yumichika.

"Get the hell out of our room!" Ikkaku demands after seeing the busty women, only wearing a fuzzy short pink robe, lying on his bed.

"Why are you in you in our room?" Yumichika questions, trying to get her up.

"I'm so horny! I was hoping you two weren't too busy to help me."

"Rangiku, get out! Try our captain. Maybe you can get him back to normal." Yumichika says still trying to get her up off the bed.

"Do I look stupid? I'm not going to get myself killed."

"He hasn't tried to kill anyone lately. It's strange." Yumichika gives away as they both get her up.

"Fine, I'll check on him." She says getting up. She then goes to the eleventh squad captain's office door and knocks lightly.

"Go away!" His gravelly voice booms from within.

"Captain Zaraki, are you okay?" She says stepping in a bit, closing the door behind herself.

"What does it matter to you? I don't feel violent. I don't know why…" He says. He threw a confused glare her way. She walked over and stood before him, then suddenly dropped her robe to the floor. Her curvy, toned and glowing soft body before him made the usually ferocious captain's jaw drop.

"Do you think I can help you now?" says Rangiku with need rumbling in her throat.

"If you can handle me."

At this challenge, Rangiku pulls him out, ripping off his uniform. She starts by taking as much of him in her mouth as possible. This affection elicits a gasp from the ruffian captain. Through his passionate moans and growls, he grabbed Rangiku by the hair.

After pulling back, Rangiku moves up and kisses Kenpachi as he slowly pushes his now hardened member into her tightened walls. The large man growled as his current lover bit into his shoulder at the rough, tearing sensation. Her pain subsided as her partner hit her sweet G-spot. Her body began to slowly grant him further access, which he greedily shoved into. Both moan louder and grope hungrily as their heat intensified.

"How …can … you …take …me …entirely …in you?"He asked in between his ragged breaths.

"So amazing!" She whimpers as his thrusts pushed her closer to the edge. Nearing his own, Kenpachi pounds into her more.

"Kenpachi!" She screams as they both peak in pleasure.

Rangiku whimpered and wrapped around him.

"Do you want me to lay you down Rangiku?"

She nodded as she began to doze off.

"How did you know I've been acting strange?" He asked skeptically.

"Yumichika and Ikkaku told me." She said before falling asleep.

After tucking her into his bed, Kenpachi went to rectify the loose lip policy of his subordinates. Later coming back to show Rangiku all the love she could handle.