Icey: Our favorite furballs from PotterCat Warz have been through a lot: new clans, betrayal, forbidden romances, banishment, death…
Sagey:…but that was all before they were tortured by this parody.
Star: it's pretty stupid, but it is entertaining.
Taffy: technically it's going to be 100-word drabbles.
Icey, Sagey, and Star: whatever.
Taffy: parody time, PotterCat Warz.
"Bugger it all, I do have chicken in my pants!"
-Rowan, The Halloween I Lost My Twin by Ellipsis the Great
Disclaimer: all recognizable crap belongs to Lucasfilm, J.K. Rowling, or Erin Hunter. Bugger off.
POTTERCAT WARZ: THE PARODY
CHAPTER UNO
THE CAT IS NOT AN ARMPIT
I hate my name.
You know, I used to like my name. My sister Bluemint likes to
call me Amberpelt the Courageous. It has a nice ring to it,
right?
Wrong. When my mother named me Amberkit, she must have
never foreseen this problem. No, I blame my current situation on my
father, Bramblestar. After all, he's the clan leader. He should
have seen this coming when he gave me my warrior name. Doesn't
StarClan warn Bramblestar when he's about to ruin some poor cat's
name?
Some cheeky ShadowClan apprentice has deigned to call me Armpit.
I hate my name.
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Love y'all,
Icey
