Have you ever wondered what the hell England takes to see his imaginary friends, if he takes anything at all? Well, today, I will-

America:-pops up out of nowhere from the side- Screw the narrator! That's why I'm here, the one and only, AMERICA! –points to himself- :D

Narrator:…WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU COME FROM? O_O

America: Uhhhh….Internet? :'D

Narrator: Haahaa…-frowns at America before rolling eyes- -w- Moving on, -sighs- Today we will discuss and debate about England's drug habit since-

America: WOAH! ENGLAND HAS A DRUG HABIT? OAO! –is surprised- I HAD NO IDEA!

Narrator: Ummm, America…? o.o

America:-is currently rambling on and ignoring Narrator-

Narrator: America… -is starting to frown and twitch eyebrow at America- e_o

America:-is still rambling on-

Narrator:… -_-'

America:-is still rambling on-

Narrator: AMERICA! –whacks America with a frying pan- =w=;

America:…Look at all of the pretty chibi Americas…~ xAx;;; -falls onto floor and makes loud sound as he falls-

Narrator:-coughs and clears throat- Moving on, we believe that Britain could be on crack due to the fact that he has delusional imaginary friends. Now that I could present my point without being interrupted, I now present you with a short clip of interviews from the other allied countries. Please enjoy~!

3…2…1…*Click*

America: WAIT A MINUTE WILL YA? D: -stops the clip and is standing in front of the white screen fuming with steam coming out of his mouth-

Narrator:-is looking at watch unaffected before looking up at America with a bored face- I was wondering when you were going to show up again. -.-'

Unknown Voice: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

America & Narrator: O-O –both look to see Austria in the doorway with the light turned on-

Austria: YOU RUINED MY PIANO PRACTISE! =A=;;;; -takes out baton-

Female Voice: AUSTRIA!

Austria: O-O;

America & Narrator: o.o

Hungary: -stomps into room behind Austria- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? -w- -takes out frying pan-

Austria:…-hides baton- O-O Uhhh….I…er…Hun-

Hungary:-whacks Austria unconscious with the frying pan- YOU'RE COMING BACK WITH ME! e-e;;; –stomps out of room and drags Unconscious Austria out by holding the back of his collar-

America & Narrator: O.O …

America: That was unexpected o.o

Narrator: Indeed it was o.o

Narrator:-hears muffled cries- What's that? O.o

America: Oh, since we were doing this segment, I thought of bringing in someone for a testimonial! :D -yanks on magical tassel rope that appeared out of nowhere-

*SPOTLIGHT TURNS ON AND CURTAIN COMES UP TO REVEAL A GAGGED ROMANO TIED TO THE CHAIR-

Romano: -w-; MHHHHHHBBB!
(Translation: AMERICAAAAAAAAA! )

Narrator: :'D

America: .3.;

Romano: MHHHHHHBBB!
(Translation: WHY THE HELL AM I HERE YOU POTATO-SUCKING BASTARD?)

America: Hush .3. Or I'll get Belarus on you~ o3o –holds up cellphone-

Romano:… O_O;;;

America: That's better :3

Narrator: :'D We'll continue this documentary in the next chapter. Tootaloooo~ o3o

Italy:-pounding on door- BROTHER~! ;A;
AMERICA YOU BIG MEANIE ;AAAAA;