Have you ever wondered what the hell England takes to see his imaginary friends, if he takes anything at all? Well, today, I will-
America:-pops up out of nowhere from the side- Screw the narrator! That's why I'm here, the one and only, AMERICA! –points to himself- :D
Narrator:…WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU COME FROM? O_O
America: Uhhhh….Internet? :'D
Narrator: Haahaa…-frowns at America before rolling eyes- -w- Moving on, -sighs- Today we will discuss and debate about England's drug habit since-
America: WOAH! ENGLAND HAS A DRUG HABIT? OAO! –is surprised- I HAD NO IDEA!
Narrator: Ummm, America…? o.o
America:-is currently rambling on and ignoring Narrator-
Narrator: America… -is starting to frown and twitch eyebrow at America- e_o
America:-is still rambling on-
Narrator:… -_-'
America:-is still rambling on-
Narrator: AMERICA! –whacks America with a frying pan- =w=;
America:…Look at all of the pretty chibi Americas…~ xAx;;; -falls onto floor and makes loud sound as he falls-
Narrator:-coughs and clears throat- Moving on, we believe that Britain could be on crack due to the fact that he has delusional imaginary friends. Now that I could present my point without being interrupted, I now present you with a short clip of interviews from the other allied countries. Please enjoy~!
3…2…1…*Click*
America: WAIT A MINUTE WILL YA? D: -stops the clip and is standing in front of the white screen fuming with steam coming out of his mouth-
Narrator:-is looking at watch unaffected before looking up at America with a bored face- I was wondering when you were going to show up again. -.-'
Unknown Voice: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
America & Narrator: O-O –both look to see Austria in the doorway with the light turned on-
Austria: YOU RUINED MY PIANO PRACTISE! =A=;;;; -takes out baton-
Female Voice: AUSTRIA!
Austria: O-O;
America & Narrator: o.o
Hungary: -stomps into room behind Austria- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? -w- -takes out frying pan-
Austria:…-hides baton- O-O Uhhh….I…er…Hun-
Hungary:-whacks Austria unconscious with the frying pan- YOU'RE COMING BACK WITH ME! e-e;;; –stomps out of room and drags Unconscious Austria out by holding the back of his collar-
America & Narrator: O.O …
America: That was unexpected o.o
Narrator: Indeed it was o.o
Narrator:-hears muffled cries- What's that? O.o
America: Oh, since we were doing this segment, I thought of bringing in someone for a testimonial! :D -yanks on magical tassel rope that appeared out of nowhere-
*SPOTLIGHT TURNS ON AND CURTAIN COMES UP TO REVEAL A GAGGED ROMANO TIED TO THE CHAIR-
Romano: -w-; MHHHHHHBBB!
(Translation: AMERICAAAAAAAAA! )
Narrator: :'D
America: .3.;
Romano: MHHHHHHBBB!
(Translation: WHY THE HELL AM I HERE YOU POTATO-SUCKING BASTARD?)
America: Hush .3. Or I'll get Belarus on you~ o3o –holds up cellphone-
Romano:… O_O;;;
America: That's better :3
Narrator: :'D We'll continue this documentary in the next chapter. Tootaloooo~ o3o
Italy:-pounding on door- BROTHER~! ;A;
AMERICA YOU BIG MEANIE ;AAAAA;
