Insanity!
A/N: This fanfic starts out as an Animorphs Movie (more or less…) where the Animorphs and Visser 3 has found out that it's much more money in making a movie. Hollywood next!
(also: it's my first one. Let me know what you think, but please don't kill me…)
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Rachel enters the set, and walks over to a large picture of a barn, supposedly Cassie's barn, that's hanging down from the ceiling. (Low budget movie…)
Rachel: My name is Rachel. I can't tell you my last name, or where I—Hey, do I really have to say this crap?!
Xerdioc: Yes! Now get on with it, or I'll fire you!
Rachel: You can't fire me! I'm part of the books. I'm the star!
Xerdioc: Well…I'll just say that….Visser Three ate you!
Coming from somewhere in a corner:
Visser Three: Yea!
Rachel: Ok, ok!…..My name is Rachel. I can't tell you my last name, or where I live. It's too dang—
Suddenly, the large thing that's supposed to look like Cassie's barn falls down.
Rachel: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
She jumps off the set, two seconds away from becoming Zena-pancake, muttering curses to the writer. That would be me…
Rachel: I can't work under these conditions! It's probably safer to fight yeerks!
Cassie, Jake, Marco, Tobias and Ax walk on to the set.
Marco: Why did we walk on all at once? That's hardly artistic.
Xerdioc: It's a low budget movie! It's not supposed to be artistic!
Jake: And how could Tobias walk on to the set? He's a hawk!
Xerdioc Not in my movie, he isn't!
Cassie: You can't change something like that! Why would you do that?
Xerdioc: I'm the writer! I can change anything I'd like! Muwhahahahaha! (Insane laughter) And if you don't like it you can write your own story.
Cassie: Maybe I will! Besides, I thought this was a movie?
Xerdioc: Well…not anymore. It's now officially a story!
Marco: Great! Another fanfic writer!
Xerdioc: Yup! And guess what? It's my first one!
Marco: Nah, really? I never would have guessed…..
Xerdioc: Are you making fun of me?
Marco: I'm so glad you noticed!
Suddenly a girl with blond curly hair and blue eyes appears next to Marco.
Xerdioc: Cool! I wrote myself into my own story!
Marco: Uh-oh!
Xerdioc: You bet…
Xerdioc starts growing, and soon there's a VERY large African elephant standing next to Marco.
Xerdioc: You want to start running now, or should I just stomp on you?
Marco obviously feels like getting some exercise, because he starts running around the room, waving his hands and screaming something like this: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Xerdioc: Yea, I thought so…
Inevitably, Xerdioc starts running after Marco trying to stomp him for insulting her. (No, I'm NOT trying to take Rachel's place…)
Just as Xerdioc catches up with Marco, all the booing from her non-fans forces her to end this story now. (Not really, I'm just out of ideas. Sssshhhh! Secret!) Just as the Animorphs (and Ax…) is about to start celebrating their survival of yet another amateur fanfic writer, Xerdioc reminds them that she'll be more or less back… Muwahahahahaha…….(another insane laughter…)
