I was just like eh, what the heck? And I wrote this. Hey, what harm can it do?
Sadly, I haven't read Superior Saturday yet so everything isn't accurate. I'm basing it on Mister Monday's end. Cuz I'm too lazy to read how it happens in the other books before Sup. Saturday.
Oh yea, and this is after he defeats Lady Friday. :)
Oh yea, and if someone reviews, please tell me all his titles again. I forgot, and I'm on vacation…. So, yea.
He's like, Master of the lower house and the far reaches, duke of the border sea, General (I dunno) of the glorious army of the architect… eh, whatever. And I think lord is part of something too. And what title did he get for defeating Friday?
… I'm a mess.
Arthur's day off
Part 1
On the first day, there was mystery
On the second day, there was darkness
On the third day, there were pirates
On the fourth day, there was war
On the fifth day, there was fear
And on Arthur's day off… there was selfishness… (LOL)
Arthur was sick of it all. Everyone expected so much out of him, and he had reached his breaking point. After all, he had just defeated TWO Morrow Days in a row. Sure, they sent him back. But time in the House was different. He expected a call tomorrow.
He glanced first at his (porcelain I think. Maybe something else.. Can't remember.) komodo dragon that had saved him on his first adventure, and then at his alarm clock. 9:50. He sighed and closed his eyes.
BRING…
Arthur groaned and opened his eyes. He glanced at his clock. 12:01. Not again… Arthur thought, and groaned inwardly.
He got up and took out the little red phone that was ringing like mad. Wearily, he picked up the receiver.
"Yes? Lord Arthur, M-"
"Hey, its me, parts one through five of the Will. Dame Primus."
"What's up?" Arthur asked, attempting to put in a cheery setting.
"It's-"
"Superior Saturday, right?"
"Yes."
"Well too bad."
"WHAT?!"
"Stall for me. I dunno, and I don't care. I want a break from all this work. And the ring is seriously bothering me."
"What's so bad about being a Denizen?"
"Then I can't return home. I'd loose everything." Arthur heard Dame Primus sigh. Arthur knew that he was being selfish, but he didn't really care.
"But, about Superior Saturday…"
"Agh, shut up." Arthur said and he hung up on the Will.
"What's wrong, honey?" His mother, Emily asked.
"Oh, nothing," Arthur said.
It was one of the rare moments that his mother was home. And after all the epidemics popping up (courtesy to the House and Morrow Days,) ex. the sleepy plague, his mom had been extra-busy. And he didn't want to spoil her rest-period.
"Hey, where's dad?"
"He's composing a new song."
"Ah…." Arthur sighed. What to do, what to do. he thought.
So Arthur walked back up to his room. Walked, not ran. This would be the worst possible moment to have an asthma attack.
Arthur laid on his bed and closed his eyes, attempting to sleep. The House phone rang again.
"She just doesn't give up," Arthur groaned.
All for the rest of the night, Dame Primus had been calling him.
Arthur covered his ears with his pillow and turned away, squeezing his eyes shut tighter.
When the ringing did not stop, he got up and grabbed the phone, planning to throw it out the window, when he saw a girl with pure white wings hovering at his window, knocking. He noticed her at once.
Putting the phone in the komodo dragon, he walked over and opened the window. "What are you doing here, Suzy?"
Suzy walking in and smiled, "Ol' Primey is throwing a fit. Won't see anyone, 'cept fer all the Noons and Dusks and Dawns and Midnight Visitors," Suzy laughed. "Nobody was payin any attention, so I stole myself a nice pair of wings and flew over here."
"What about the Lieutenant Keeper?"
"Him? I jus' said that I had a job from 'ol Primey. Worked like a charm, I'd say."
"So, what'cha come for?"
"Ah… erm… Well, I wanted to see the Secondary Realms… After all, I was taken by the Piper 'n I've been washed behind the ears so many times…"
Arthur smiled. "I know just the place to go."
As Suzy prepared to leave via the window, Arthur cleared his throat.
"Erm… Suzy? You do remember how to take off those wings, don't you?"
Suzy looked around. "Ah…."
Arthur groaned. What would they do now?
After many hours of figuring out, Arthur smacked his head, hit by a sudden flash of genius. "Why don't we call Dame Primus?"
"She turned her phone off." Suzy replied sullenly.
"Guess we'll use a raincoat to cover the wings."
"Raincoat?"
"Coat, whatever.
A/N: And this is where Chapter 1 ends.
This is gonna be a 3-shot. Just saying.
