This is my first one-shot EVER!! So, if you like Emmett, you'd better read this, I randomly got this idea when I accidentally spilled some Febreze.

Who did it!!

Emmett and Jasper sat on the couch playing Grand Theft Auto IV, and you knew who was getting beat up, and who was doing the beating. Emmett was whooping and hollering saying things like "Oh! So gunned you down bro! You're totally wiped out! Dude, that was freaking Hilarious, did you see that!" It was pretty funny. Jasper kept mumbling things like "Good for nothing…ingrate…over execrated buff guy, fat head…"

Jasper couldn't take much more of this…he would have to punch Emmett's face in soon! So, he decided that he would do a relay with Emmett instead, see who the better of the two really was. At the end, they had to take a hit from each other.

They set it up in the house, because today was a sunny day, so no 'playing' near the roads. They could have gone to the clearing, BUT Emmett said he likes the 'challenge' of the house instead. Jasper already knew it sounded bad.

Emmett was done in record time; he hung up several things, and rummaged several tires. It looked more like a mess than anything.

The Boys got set.

They got ready.

And they were OFF!!

Emmett and Jasper took off running at Vampire speed through the 'hard' obstacles in the house.

Unfortunately, Emmett was ahead of Jasper near the end.

Then in happened.

Emmett turned his attention to his brother to say some snuedy remark, and collided with something big, and it landed with a large, crack, shhhmploshhhh. Emmett and Jasper stopped breathing.

Esme's favorite vase! Oh no! I can't believe I did that. They all went hunting and off on 'girly' times, and We got stuck here, and I do this!! – Emmett

That big loaf! He couldn't watch were he was going!! – Jasper

Finally Jasper got through his ten seconds of terror, and told Emmett swiftly to get some glue, and a hot glue gun. Jasper could only find one way to fix it, and it failed…

"It just won't stay!!" Emmett yelled hysterically.

Then they heard a car door shut.

"QUICK!! GET THE FEBREZE! EMSE AND CARLISLE ARE HOME!" Emmett said in his hysterics again. Jasper ran into the kitchen and grabbed the spray bottle of febreze. He sprayed it all over to cover up the smell of wet flowers. Then they both fixed up the house in new record time.

Esme walked in. "Hello boys! Alice and the other's will be here soon, so I…" she abruptly got a darkened saddened look on her face.

"MY VASE!" Esme cried out, as she dropped her bags and ran over to the shattered, glue filled mess.

Jasper stood to the side, and then Alice, Edward, Rosalie and Bella walked through the door. Rosalie looked a little ticked, as Esme was dry sobbing next to the mess.

Emmett darted. "WHO EVER BROKE IT, IT WASN'T ME!" he yelled as he ran up to he and Rosalie's room, and Rosalie followed right after, she would have a very strong 'word' with her husband, and he stood shaking in his boots.

I rarely write one shots. Please, tell me what you think. I don't know about it, but I thought the Febreze thing was funny.

Please, review!