Disclaimer- I don't own any of the characters…except Sakura's mom maybe because I named her and she doesn't exactly make an appearance in the series…but I'm not to sure because in the anime her voice is heard.

A/N- I just thought about this randomly…RMBER THT I LUV LOTS & LOTS OF REVIEWS!!

"It's not like I'm one of those nosey mothers" thought Hikaru Haruno as she went through the articles of clothing in her daughter's hamper. No she wasn't nosey as all…just concerned.

Sakura's mother frequently came to visit Sakura's apartment when she was on missions to help clean and make things more manageable when she got back. It wasn't a big deal just a caring gesture. Hikaru would help with some dusting, a couple of dishes, and almost always by doing the laundry. Sakura was a rather neat person, so there never was much to clean.

Sakura lived alone and Mrs. Haruno never saw any proof of company or even a boyfriend. Even though Sasuke Uchiha had returned. In Hikaru's opinion (and also all the other women's in the village) Sasuke was rather good- looking…well that was more of an understatement. Sure her daughter still fancied him but no evidence of him entering her home had ever been found.

Or so she thought till she did laundry that day in Sakura's apartment. Stepping in to her routine of checking all of Sakura's clothes for large stains that might possibly be difficult to remove she stumbled on to a pair of boxers in a pile of Sakura's undergarment. The offending article of clothing was black and felt as if they were made of a decent cottony material. But what concerned her the most was the Uchiha fan on the side, parallel to the hip, of them. The blush that she had when she pondered on the reason for them being there made her face grow redder and redder until she thought she might pass out from all blood rushing to her face.

"That's where all the trouble began " she thought. Before she knew it Mrs. Haruno began tearing through the apartment…looking as closely as any detective or spy for evidence of other life. So far she had discovered a shirt with the Uchiha emblem here and a few dark strands of hair there. Before she had time to think of the consequences of her actions she was digging through Sakura's dressers some disturbingly risqué lingerie. Seriously had her daughter really put on these ultra tight suggestive clothes…no she decided she would much rather her daughter wear these than be naked.

After searching the dressers drawers Hikaru began to search the closet. Finding some handcuffs and a whip…she wondered who was handcuffed and who used the whip…no don't think those thoughts she warned herself before she could take long to ponder over the afore mentioned thoughts.

Reaching the bedside table Hikaru Haruno shakingly pulled on the knob, bringing the dresser open. Looking through items one by one until she stumbled on person items, such as condoms…finally her fears were confirmed. Her little girl wasn't so little anymore. Somebody was touching her suggestively and… nope she refused to finish the rest of that sentence.

Maybe it was best if she just put everything carefully back where she found it and forgot about this…and feigned ignorance. But despite being a pacifist Hikaru swore that if the Uchiha broke her daughter's heart she would kill him. After taking a "breather" Hikaru resumed her actual cleaning.