12 things James Sirius Potter is pretending to hate about himself, even though really he believes "What's to hate?"
1. That McGonagall has given him this assignment on the pretense that he is getting a much-enlarged head in his seventh year.
2. That his father has quite agreed.
3. That he cannot help it seeing as how he is Head boy and Captain of the Quidditch team, and has won every game consecutively and has the highest Defense against the Dark Arts mark since his father and he's dating Allura Monk and is devilishly handsome and has countless other qualities that just cannot be helped.
4. That his mother still picks out his clothes for him.
5. That the summer he worked in his Uncle George's Joke shop, George commented on the way he looked at Leanna Scamander (Luna's eldest child, born 4 years before the twins Lorcan and Lysander).
6. That Leanna thought he was so cocky, she refused to give him the time of day.
7. That Leanna is too weird for him to even consider dating anyway.
8. That she's seen him in his Holyhead Harpies pajamas. (His mother was on the team, forgive him for supporting his family.)
9. That no matter how hard Teddy has tried to teach him, he just cannot change his eye color to Albus's.
10. That he finds the sweaters his grandma Weasley makes him for Christmas exceptionally comfortable, and if all of his siblings and cousins didn't make fun of him, he'd wear one for everyday of the winter holiday.
11. That his baby sister Lilly is better at him in Charms.
12. That his father's stories make his life seem exceptionally boring.
