"Hellooo ladies," tidus says, giggling like girly school girls, "You havin' fun?" He questions the two ladies at the counter of the bar who are both wearing such NICE and fancy clothing. "You two look so gorges this everything".
The gul with the flashy Blonde hair turns around and eyes the sexual male with happiness, says "what are u! doing here Tidis" And it is actually rikka the Al Bad. She had the lipstick and such plenty make up on. "I taught you were in LuCa playing blatzball?"
Tidus looked very smirky. "Hell no siesta, it's actually wakka who is playing blatzball at luca. And he will probably, no defiantly LOOSE! LulOO is there with him, trying to convince him not to play, dum doofus".
The other lady turn around and it is YUNA! She is drinking a a big cocktail made of ice and alcohols. She is a classy lad. Powerful.
"HAy tardis why are you so mean to wkaka? He is a nice guy!" Yuna gave her guy friend a unhappy frown and poked him with one finger. "He gave me two hugs in one day once ok?! Don't be so like a fat shithead"
Tisu looked a little shocked "he give you hugs? I will kill him! WIT MY BLADE!" He was so angry. How could that chubby looser with his big head hug his babygurl? Such an unacceptability!
"THAT DIck!" He boomed.
"Okay calm down !" Rikku says to him reasonably, and accidental threw her drink into tissud pants. "OOP?"
Tidus yelled "argh" and everybody turning around to stare at him. "No look away everyone nothing to see here," he waved them away "STOP LOOKING!"
Rikku looked sorry "I am sorry tidus! That was really naughty, BAD! I mean, look you look like you peed yourself I am so sorry god!"
Tidus yelled "you are sooooo stupid rikku, what the fuac! Don't just sit their, get me some tissue!" Tissue was so rampage!
The bartender at the bar looked at them and was like "shit bro you alright, why did you piss yourself? let me get you a towle." So he went to get towerl from the kitchen and he came back 2 minutes later but THEY WERE ALL GONE BECAUSE THEY LEFT THE BAR WITH SUCH A HURRY.
Outside, Yuna is trying to catch a boat back home to BESAID where her tall blue friend Kalamari was, but tidas was like "noooo we need to clean my pants!" All dramatic and sad.
Rikuu don't understand, so she went to a hotel to sleep.
(Will be continuing? If you review)
