A/N: Although this is a parody, I'm not making fun of Star Wars. In fact, I rather enjoy it.


Obi-Wan: So, Padme, how are things going with you and Ani?

Padme: Good.

Obi-Wan: Good. Hey, you look fatter than the last time I saw you. Are you pregnant or just fat?

Padme: (sobs) Yes! And you're the father!

Obi-Wan: Seriously?! Hot diggity damn! Wait, I thought you were married to Ani?

Padme: (stops sobbing) I am. And he's the father, I was just screwing with you.

Obi-Wan: (sobs) But, I want to be the father! I've always wanted twins!

Padme: How did you know I am twins…?

Obi-Wan: Uh…I'm not watching you're every move…

(Anakin walks in)

Anakin: With all due respect, Master, stay the hell away from my children, and my wife too…

Obi-Wan: (uses puppy-dog eyes)

Anakin: No.


Five minutes later…


(Anakin and Padme are making out…)

Obi-Wan: Could I at least be the god-father…?

Ani and Padme: NO!!!


A/N: Okay, that was weird, but I got bored.

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