Yay, drabble!
"Get your hands off him, Strauss!" a blonde girl snarled at her friend.
"Why should I?!" the take-over mage retorted.
"Because he's mine!"
"You don't own him! Besides, we were friends first!"
"So what?! You left him for a while. I've always been by his side!"
"I didn't have a choice! Back off!"
The petite blonde tightened her grip on the pink-haired dragon slayer's left arm, "You back off! He likes me!"
The silver-haired girl narrowed her eyes and yanked the boy nearer to her, "No way! He likes me!"
"Keep dreaming! We spend every waking moment together. He obviously likes me more!"
"We made a promise to get married in the future!"
"He never agreed to it!"
The boy sighed as he was being pulled back and forth by the two girls. He didn't understand why they were always fighting over him. He liked the both of them a lot. They were his best friends after all.
"DRAGNEEL! WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE?! CHOOSE!" both girls yelled.
The boy pulled his arms away from the two of them and ran towards the counter.
"MAMA, SAVE ME!" he cried as he flung himself onto his mother.
"Are they fighting over you again?" Lucy laughed, stroking her son's hair.
"I honestly don't get why my daughter likes your son so much," Evergreen rolled her eyes.
Lisanna giggled as her daughter dragged the boy out of the guild, "Ah, young love."
I know, I know. I'm being extremely annoying with all my trolling. Please don't kill me. Lolol.
For this to work, I'm assuming Lisanna ends up with Laxus; Evergreen with Elfman. I quite like these two pairings. :3
I didn't know what image to upload so I decided to upload one of young Natsu. I'm sure his son will somehow look like that anyway.
